Here is the lovely ingredients:

-Pork

-Salt

-Sodium nitrate

-Sugar

-Potato Starch

-tire

-cow

-zebra

-cat fur

-rubber

-plastic

-grass

-gasoline

-concrete powder

-cockroach wings

-rocks

-shredded paper

-goat shredding

-felt

-broken car parts

-wood shavings

-beans because beans

-water for flavor

-spices (sand)

-coloring for color