After a long 5 months of waiting, Apple (Now owned by PETA) has finally created the iEverything 2. It is even more everything than the iEverything, because it is the iEverything 2. But, how can something be more everything, if the iEverything is everything, wouldn’t the iEverything also be the iEverything 2, so you wouldn’t have to but the iEverything 2? Well, that is where you are wrong! The iEverything could be everything except be the iEverything 2. And now that you have the iEverything 2, it can be the iEverything 2, which the iEverything couldn’t do. Also, the iEverything 2 can be the iEverything making it so you wouldn’t have to buy the 1st one instead. But, what else does it do? The iEverything 2 does everything the same as the iEverything, which is everything. But, the iEverything 2 can now do 2 everythings at the same time. If you want to eat and travel to Mars at the same time, you can do it with the iEverything 2! So buy it right now, it only costs all of your money, which isn’t as bad as it sounds since the iEverything 2 can be anything, including an infinite amount of money. So but it!
The iEverything 2 is OFFICIALLY HERE!!
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