As you all know, the company PETA has purchased Apple and has been releasing all sorts of iDogs and iCats, alike. They are now on the iDog 17X and iCat23U as they have been releasing new versions every other 2 minutes. But, Be prepared as PETA is releasing the product to end all products, the food to end all foods, the pet to end all pets, the everything to end all everythings, the iEverything! “But, what is a iEverything!” The dumb person yourself is most likely asking, well it is a dog, a cat, a cheesedog, a panda, a whiteboard, a blackboard, every animal, every food, every drink, every tool, and every thing. It is so amazing that you can do all 5 senses with the iEverything, actually no… It is so everything that it requires there to be a 6th sense-err actually 7 senses to be exact. If you eat it, it just comes back. We do not know where it came back from, but well there it is! If you try to argue that it is not everything, well you are wrong because it is everything and will always be everything, there is nothing we can do about it! It is everything and everyone, even you yourself are the iEverything… Except you are not the iEverything, the iEverything is you! BUY NOW!!!