Category: Technology

We’ve wrote 100 articles, and today is our three month anniversary below you can find a history of TNN. But now we have two very special stories from two very special people:

Hunchback of Notre Dame forced to relocate

As we all know, the Notre Dame burnt down, well part of it, it turns out the Hunchback (i think he has a name, but i have absolutely no idea what it is) was just lighting candles for his bubble bath. He has been forced to relocate though, as his whole floor was affected by the fire. French locals reportedly saw him skimming down the building on a rope when the spire fell. He has decided to move to the USA and stay in a hammock in the Grand Canyon. The states were the Grand Canyon is in, (i think it was Costa Rica) has decided to build the hunchback a 100ft by 100ft hammock made out of the finest Costa Rican fabrics. Russian official tried to get him to stay in a boat on their very own Nile River, but he refused the request. Let’s just hope the hunchback lives a peaceful life dangling 500 ft of the Grand Canyon of Costa Rica. -samesquirrely

Grapefruits: The Most Mysterious Fruit

We all know grapefruits, that big yellow fruit that kinda looks like a lemon, but it’s in the shape of an orange, yeah that fruit. But, Anyways this fruit is known for its mysteriousness, we all hear all sorts of facts about apples, pears, bananas, etc. But, When was the last time anyone has heard a single thing about grapefruits? How many of you people have even eaten a grapefruit? This will surprious you because there is a 60% you have never in your life, ever eaten a grapefruit. Even me, Ownernick, I have never even layed an eye on one of these mysterious fruits. I wonder day after day what in heck could this fruit taste like. Yes, I can search up what it tastes like, but I will never actually taste it ya’ know. And still up to this date, I have never eaten a grapefruit, it really is a mysterious fruit. – Ownernick

History: The first edition of TNN was created in November, on a simple google site. It was created by user “Owner Nick” and he invited “A” to it and then quickly invited “arandomperson”, “mrndaa”, and another user who is currently not on this site. We wrote a combined total of 52 articles on that site, and finally stopped going on it after the “TNN Crisis” where some people destroyed the whole site, good thing “Owner Nick” had a backup. We then started a wordpress.com site thanks to “A” telling everyone about it as he was part of another blog type site, nevermind.home.blog. “Owner Nick and “A” added many stories very quickly, and eventually in February “arandomperson” joined adding many hilarious articles to the mixture. In February we wrote a total 51 articles, the most out of any month. Production came to a halt in March, as we had other things to do. April helped us get back on track, although one of our members was almost killed by a bed. And we have a new author, @mrndaaa, now we are here, at 100 articles, 3 months in.

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