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The secret behind pancakes

March 3, 2021Posted in Information, Reviews, Technology, U.S., WorldLeave a comment

What are pancake really. According to BOB they are cardboard. They are secretly made with paper and trees. That is bad news to the ones with THE PAPER ALLERGY! This is bad. But pancakes do taste great, so this is horrible to all. Here at the pancake hut, Clock says, “We need to find the person who make recipe. we will replace recipe and give good one. Bye, bye old pancake recipe. Ha, ha, ha!” That was strange but maybe true? The recipe needs changing fo it to be good. Hopefully this will be resolved.

Update on Cookies

March 3, 2021March 3, 2021Posted in Information, Politics, Reviews, U.S., WorldLeave a comment

The COOKIES are GONE. The Broccoli has reigned supreme with their brussel sprout minions. The have the cookie castle, the milk river and the COOKIE people. Dun, dun, dun! Why must this happen. The horror, the horror! The have the people imprisoned and all the chocolate stolen from cookie ville. More news will come in the future. For now live with Broccoli and veggies.

It’s 2020 and this site is done.

January 8, 2020June 6, 2020Posted in Advertisement, Information, Nature, Politics, Reviews, Technology, TNN How1 Comment

Back when this site started in late January we had a dream, to make a news site for the people. One where users could learn about the world around them. One where we could gather and be a family. We have accomplished this dream, and this site is done. 2019 was a great year, but 2020 can be better. We have future projects to work on, so from all the staff at TNN, goodbye.

Yellow is an overhated color! FACT NOT OPINION

October 23, 2019Posted in Information, Nature, ReviewsTagged colors, FACT, NOT OPINION, Yellow3 Comments

FIRST PART: https://tnn.news.blog/2019/10/21/green-is-an-overrated-color-fact-not-opinion/

2ND PART: https://tnn.news.blog/2019/10/21/orange-is-an-underrated-color-fact-not-opinion/

If talked about the overrated and the underrated, but I have yet to talk about the overhated. (I know it’s not a real word, but it should be). This time the color I am discussing is Yellow, a color hated by a lot of people. Even if you don’t hate it, it is still in your lower half of colors. I mean, I don’t really like Yellow either, but this is why you should respect it! Yellow is one of the 3 primary colors, AKA the colors that make all the other colors. It is 33.3% of the reason for ALL the colors to ever exist ever! So, that might include your favorite color, and that better not be green I swear to Christ! Yellow also helps to create Orange, a marvelous color! Yellow is also the color of very important things, like lemons. You know the phrase “When life gives you lemons, make lemonade”, well this is actually talking about the color Yellow! The world gave us Yellow, but we called it ugly and eye-piercing, when in reality we should take it in as it is a very, very important color. So accept Yellow you disastrous ruzzleberry!

Orange is an underrated color! FACT NOT OPINION

October 21, 2019Posted in Nature, ReviewsTagged colors, FACT, NOT OPINION, Orange1 Comment

LAST PART: https://tnn.news.blog/2019/10/21/green-is-an-overrated-color-fact-not-opinion/

You’ve know based off the last article, which you should read right now! That Green is a very overrated color, but I also mentioned that barely anyone’s favorite color is Orange. Well, It’s isn’t mine either, but it is definitely Top 3 best colors! Orange is a beautiful, nice, bright color, but it isn’t as bright as Yellow, AKA the reason most people hate Yellow. But, this isn’t a problem with Orange as it isn’t as bright. Most people really love Red, Orange is the mixture of Yellow and Red, making Orange a kind of “firey” color, and everyone loves how fire looks! You know you do! So, you better change your opinion on Orange right now you ugly, dirty, disgusting, disgraceful hog!

Green is an overrated color! FACT NOT OPINION

October 21, 2019Posted in Nature, ReviewsTagged colors, FACT, Green, NOT OPINION1 Comment

The obviously know about the color green, right? Well what if I told you that green is a disgusting snob who is swimming in his own fame, here is why! Green is often known as one of the 4 main colors, those being: Red, Blue, Yellow, and Green. But, does Green really deserve to be known as this, of course not! Red, Blue, and Yellow are all primary colors, all colors are made out of them, these deserve to be this famous, they are the daddies of all the colors. But, Green is just a mixture of Blue and Yellow, that doesn’t put Green above any other color like Orange or Purple. Like what’s the last time you’ve heard someone say, “Yeah, Orange is the best!”, but you’ve most likely heard, “Green is rad!” quite a few times, it’s unfair. Not to mention that Green is always trying to be the star of the show as it just beats up all the other colors when it comes to nature, exactly why most of nature is green, Green is just a big fat jerk. This is why Green is not only overrated, it is also the worst to color to ever be brought to this planet!

New Iphone 9 Review

September 17, 2019September 17, 2019Posted in Reviews1 Comment

It’s super nice looking. I think it works but we are not really sure. I think It would be really good to put it in water. It has three cameras and was released September this year and comes in pro and non pro versions. It costs 699,000 dollars and the pro costs 100,000 and the pro max costs 140,000 dollars. It comes in many new colors. You should buy or else we will find you and steal your phone.

The iEverything 2 is OFFICIALLY HERE!!

September 8, 2019September 8, 2019Posted in Advertisement, Reviews, TechnologyTagged Apple, iEverything, PETALeave a comment

FIRST PART!

After a long 5 months of waiting, Apple (Now owned by PETA) has finally created the iEverything 2. It is even more everything than the iEverything, because it is the iEverything 2. But, how can something be more everything, if the iEverything is everything, wouldn’t the iEverything also be the iEverything 2, so you wouldn’t have to but the iEverything 2? Well, that is where you are wrong! The iEverything could be everything except be the iEverything 2. And now that you have the iEverything 2, it can be the iEverything 2, which the iEverything couldn’t do. Also, the iEverything 2 can be the iEverything making it so you wouldn’t have to buy the 1st one instead. But, what else does it do? The iEverything 2 does everything the same as the iEverything, which is everything. But, the iEverything 2 can now do 2 everythings at the same time. If you want to eat and travel to Mars at the same time, you can do it with the iEverything 2! So buy it right now, it only costs all of your money, which isn’t as bad as it sounds since the iEverything 2 can be anything, including an infinite amount of money. So but it!

New Sport “Stick Soccer”

May 20, 2019Posted in Information, Reviews, Technology, WorldLeave a comment

A new sport called Stick Soccer is the new Stone. This summer there will be the first game. I give it a 5 star rating. Try it, you will love it. Now people are trying different things like computers. People love it so much, that it’s causing problems with other sports. So like other sports too. OK, TRY IT.

Movie, Great, called “Stone”

May 17, 2019May 17, 2019Posted in Advertisement, Information, Reviews, World1 Comment

A NEW MOVIE HAS COME OUT. It’s called “Stone”. The new movie is the Biggest Movie in the world. Opening day was last weekend. Just on opening day 300 Billion people saw it. No other movies were playing in all of the theaters in the US. The movie got more than five stars. That’s the first in history. It got 80 Stars. World record!!!!! So go see it. You won’t regret it. 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂

New Milkshake Store

May 17, 2019Posted in Advertisement, Information, ReviewsLeave a comment

New milkshake store called Mr. Pickle’s Pickle Shake. Right now there is a sale for pickle shakes, their signature shake. If you try it will taste super good. I tried it and it tasted like a pickle in chocolate. The recipes secret, but I can say that it contains lava, plutonium, and mushrooms. It’s located on Pickle St. and Deadly Rd. The shakes there are to die for. The sale only lasts for 30 more seconds. So go on over. You won’t regret it.