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Back when this site started in late January we had a dream, to make a news site for the people. One where users could learn about the world around them. One where we could gather and be a family. We have accomplished this dream, and this site is done. 2019 was a great year, but 2020 can be better. We have future projects to work on, so from all the staff at TNN, goodbye.
Buy some tiny glasses what the point of them working they make you look like a stylish queen. So you better buy them now they cost 2 times the regular amount of normal, why? Because we can! They also are cheaply made and are plastic. But do it for the gram and then add emojis. 🕶️
Buy your dented Hydro Flask now! We have some with three dents, four dents, even 50! These Hydro Flasks add a great touch to your VSCO hangout! So many colors, so many dents! Buy now or die a dreadful death knowing you haven’t bought your exclusive dented Hydro Flask!
Have you of the Mustard Man? Well I will tell you about him today. He is a naked stocky man with mustard covered all over his body, he also has no arms. Every other Thurdays he drives in his green tractor to deliver mustard to all the children who come by the wheat field in the boring part of Calfornia. It might be a long drive, but it is worth it for all the free mustard from this yellow fellow. There are many conspiracies about the Mustard Man and his dark past. Some people think that he used to be John Wilkes Booth due to his similar mustace, but this is proven incorrect because these people are stupid because John Wilkes Booth is dead. But, we can all agree, now matter what his part is, he is a great guy just doing something for all to enjoy!
After a long 5 months of waiting, Apple (Now owned by PETA) has finally created the iEverything 2. It is even more everything than the iEverything, because it is the iEverything 2. But, how can something be more everything, if the iEverything is everything, wouldn’t the iEverything also be the iEverything 2, so you wouldn’t have to but the iEverything 2? Well, that is where you are wrong! The iEverything could be everything except be the iEverything 2. And now that you have the iEverything 2, it can be the iEverything 2, which the iEverything couldn’t do. Also, the iEverything 2 can be the iEverything making it so you wouldn’t have to buy the 1st one instead. But, what else does it do? The iEverything 2 does everything the same as the iEverything, which is everything. But, the iEverything 2 can now do 2 everythings at the same time. If you want to eat and travel to Mars at the same time, you can do it with the iEverything 2! So buy it right now, it only costs all of your money, which isn’t as bad as it sounds since the iEverything 2 can be anything, including an infinite amount of money. So but it!
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The hit band that has stormed the crowds in the last month or so has now made there next HIT ALBUM to make as much money as possible! The Album is called “Banned From Walmart XP”! The Album consists of classic Tennis Shoe Rocker songs like “Banned From Walmart”, “Drugs are for Slugs!”, and “Earth is Overrated!!”. There are also 9 other songs, but who cares about those, those aren’t as good as those three classics! They are the best Tennis Shoe Rockers songs to be honest! Anyways BYE!
TNN News has been around for a while, but it has never been a very major company or business. So me, Ownernick, being the owner of TNN News has decided to create the official business that now officially owns TNN News and a ton of other sites created by me, like Buttered POP-corn and Olive Oil Tinted Olives. The site itself will have amazing hand-crafted stories made by the same team that works on TNN News. Right now we have A Slideshow for Something being published, being created by me (Ownernick), and A (Samesquirrely). Right now the first 2 Days have been posted onto the site with much more to come! Check it out at: https://chipxd.home.blog/
A NEW MOVIE HAS COME OUT. It’s called “Stone”. The new movie is the Biggest Movie in the world. Opening day was last weekend. Just on opening day 300 Billion people saw it. No other movies were playing in all of the theaters in the US. The movie got more than five stars. That’s the first in history. It got 80 Stars. World record!!!!! So go see it. You won’t regret it. 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂
New milkshake store called Mr. Pickle’s Pickle Shake. Right now there is a sale for pickle shakes, their signature shake. If you try it will taste super good. I tried it and it tasted like a pickle in chocolate. The recipes secret, but I can say that it contains lava, plutonium, and mushrooms. It’s located on Pickle St. and Deadly Rd. The shakes there are to die for. The sale only lasts for 30 more seconds. So go on over. You won’t regret it.
BUY YOUR AMAZING POTIONS SO YOU CAN HATE ON YOUR FRIENDS!!!! THEY’RE ONLY BEING SOLD ON MAY 23 AT THE ROMAN COLOSSEUM!!!!!! THERE’S A SALE: BUY ONE FOR A FEE! WHAT’RE YOU DOIN’, STANDIN’ AROUND?? BECAUSE THERE’S A FEE FOR THAT TOO!!!!! HAPPY NEW YEARR!!!!!!
Have you ever ate cabbage before? And when you did, did you enjot it? OF COURSE YOU DID! But, Have you ever thought about Glowing Cabbage, cabbage that can glow? Of course you do, who hasn’t, everyone has you dummy! You are an actual idiot actually, there are no apoigizes that will be excepted. And I know I spelt apolig- Whatever, wrong, but on the thing it didn’t underline it telling me it was spelt wrong but who actually care!?? OH, YOU CARE!?? WELL, YOU SSSSSSSSSSUCK!!… BUY NOW!!!
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