A History Of Sir Isaac Sir Pancakeington

Sir Isaac Sir Pancakeington is not a lad we would refer to as normal, or smart, or anything you would usually use to describe someone. You see, he was a jerk, one big massive jerk. But he wasn’t always a jerk. This is how he became a jerk and died because of it (Spoilers, sorry). It was one day like any other. He was walking across the street before he got hit by a tractor and fell on a pancake (how he got his name), and after that day whenever he saw someone eating pancakes, he insulted them before abusing them and their families (sometimes even killing the parents leaving the child to be left a orphans). He drank a lot, an unhealthy amount. So much that just the site of him put chills down tiny children’s spines. Nobody ever took him seriously (mostly because of his nickname), and those people got punished. And by punished, I don’t mean a slap on the wrist, I mean a full on onslaught, he would come out with his gang and make you surrounded, most likely going to die. Speaking of dying, one day he tripped on a rug and died lol.

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