The Emu is a complex organism… It poops on you car!
– George Clooney
- Feed it after you feed it
This might sound confusing, but your pet Emu is going to eat all your food, so after you feed it give it more food, and keep going until you spent all your money on Emu food. Also, lock your fridge, they will eat everything.
- Tell your mother you won’t be able to see her for a couple of years. (if you care about her enough to)
Your Emu is very high maintenance, so you won’t be able to visit anyone for about 3 years. Your car is also going to be pooped on a lot. If you like having cleaning, the Emu is a great pet.
3. Get some Emu socks
There fancy, there cheap, and they don’t exist. They are good for your Emu, and their in the shape of donuts.
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