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All About Squirrels

January 31, 2019Posted in NatureTagged #EARTH, #Pizza!!, #YASSLeave a comment

Squirrel or the scientific name Eridanus. Many people know about the Archived Squirrel Club here is a quote , ” squirrels are just chipmunks on steroids but cuter. ” Squirrels are related to giraffes. Very cool right. Plus they eat ice cream and attack tiny children.

Earth is Being Renamed Htrae for Opposite Day!

January 31, 2019January 31, 2019Posted in WorldTagged #E, #EARTH, #TNNNEWS, #YASSLeave a comment

For a month in December, Earth is being renamed Htrae in celebration of opposite day. The United Nations announced on Saturday that, “the future of our world is not possible without a new name!” Sally Hills, a resident of New York said, “What, please get off my property, I really don’t want to talk to you!” As you can see, everyone is excited for this new little change to our world.

Donald Trump is a cannibal?

January 31, 2019January 31, 2019Posted in U.S.Tagged #Ekk, #TNNNEWS, #TRUMP, #YASS1 Comment

YES!! Donald J. Trump is a cannibal! He eats human meat!?!?! He says how it tastes “Man… it tastes really good! It reminds me of a triple Big mac with a side of canned turkey eyes and deviled hams!” As you can see by this Donald Trump is a complete idiot with a lack of brains in his head. He is really stupid, I think we can all agree on that. But, he does 100% eat human meat on a regular basis! He later died of how unhealthy human meat is and then he died of aids on September 56, 1856… Sad, but as of course he is real dumb and he deserved every bit of it.

Hillary Clinton Owned a Pizza Shop for Child Killers

January 31, 2019October 17, 2019Posted in PoliticsTagged #HillaryClinton, #Pizza!!, #TNNNEWS, #YASSLeave a comment

Yes it is true, Hillary Clinton owned a Pizza Shack run by her. She started the store in the year 1995, on her birthday. But, this pizza shack had a big secret, it was brainwashing people into child killers. It was reported one week after the store was created there were 15 child killed incidents that same week. This is not crazy luck it is because of the PIZZA! The pizza shop closed in 1997, but they never found out Hillary wrote it. You never now when other brain washers could be out there. Watch out kids!