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BREAKING NEWS: The U.S. plans to invade WOW. California Leaves U.S.

February 6, 2019Posted in U.S., WorldTagged #USA, american, arizona, california, donald trump, idaho, nevada, new country, oregon, washington, west california, WOW1 Comment

At President Trump’s State of the Union address he said, ¨I will keep America safe, which means invading WOW!” German Spaghetti was attending this event and he yelled ¨Yeah like, you can!¨ President Trump ordered 100,000 troops to invade Washington & Oregon, in response WOW severed all ties with the U.S. except for California. You want to know why, California left the U.S! California has now formed the Republic of California and is now big partners with WOW! The U.S. has lost all of it’s west coast, so they invaded California. California decided to try and get other states to leave,and they did, 3 states left the U.S., Idaho, Nevada, and Arizona. They have now formed the United Republic of NICA. The flag is shown above.

Mexican President almost Assassinated

February 6, 2019February 6, 2019Posted in Politics, WorldTagged mexico, Mr.Cactus, WOW, WOWWIE1 Comment

In a shocking turn of events yesterday the Mexican president was uprooted in his home in the national plant nursery and greenhouse. This was the work of the drug cartel called the “American Cacti”. This is a terrorist organization working to kill Mexican cacti. Luckily, the perpetrators were caught and the Mexican president rescued.