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BREAKING NEWS: The U.S. plans to invade WOW. California Leaves U.S.

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At President Trump’s State of the Union address he said, ¨I will keep America safe, which means invading WOW!” German Spaghetti was attending this event and he yelled ¨Yeah like, you can!¨ President Trump ordered 100,000 troops to invade Washington & Oregon, in response WOW severed all ties with the U.S. except for California. You want to know why, California left the U.S! California has now formed the Republic of California and is now big partners with WOW! The U.S. has lost all of it’s west coast, so they invaded California. California decided to try and get other states to leave,and they did, 3 states left the U.S., Idaho, Nevada, and Arizona.  They have now formed the United Republic of NICA. The flag is shown above.

Washington, Oregon, and West California become one, The UT of WOW!

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As you know, West California was thinking about leaving Britain and now they have. There is a new country formed of 3 previous U.S. states is called The United Trio of WOW, which stands for Washington, Oregon and the West in West California. The new country has a great flag as you can see by the picture above. The national animal of the country is the Squirrel.  The national dish is Pesto Basil Soup since there is so much in the Earth. Hopefully the country will be successful, I heard they might try and get California to join.

West California leaving Britain?

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As you know, West California split away from the U.S. and joined Britain. They are doing really well now but have preposed to start a country with Washington and Oregon. Governor German Spagehtti said at a meeting on Thursday, “We are trying to get Oregon and Washington to join with us!” British parliament has no problem with West California leaving their country, so the might actually do it. In a meeting on Friday, Washington and Oregon’s government said, “Yes, we might let West California into our country, but only if Governor German Spaghetti resigns.”

West California gets new governor

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Former governor of West California, Tenold Trump was fired from his position after he started acting really dumb. Tenold Trump had a air eating contest with President Trump, West California does not except this kind of behavior from it’s governor. As you know West California just left the United States because they think it is bad. The new governor is French Spaghetti’s sister, German Spaghetti. She said, “….I will try my best to help West California succeed in every way.”

Britain gives West California money and they leave U.S!

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As you know, West California is or was a state in the U.S. West California didn’t really like the U.S. Britain decided they could join them and gave West California $16 billion to spend on growing their population. Washington & Oregon now named Oreginton have decided to ally with West California & Britain. The U.S. is really mad at this and have decided to start throwing potatoes at West California.

The US wants to destroy West California, the state!

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The US wants to destroy the new state West California for buying too much produce.  They bought 14,000,000 million pounds of apples plus, 75,000,000 million pounds of tomatoes. This blown out all of Normal California´s apples and tomatoes. This was very scary because that is 95% of the US apples and tomatoes. According to Donald Trump, ¨ I want Nuke West California…” We are currently trying to stop please donate to the save the West California ( totally not to pay the website) please donate.

New State Founded!

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Amazingly new land has been brought into the United States, it’s called West California and is right off the coast of Florida. The population of this new state is around 29,958 people, 5,523 dogs and 4,737 cats. The image above is one of the beaches called, “Get Out Beach”. Other beaches include Fat Man Swimming Reserve, Blurry Pig Cove, and Ahh Shark Beach. The new state expresses concerns about being so close to Florida, they think their crazy or something.