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BREAKING NEWS: The U.S. plans to invade WOW. California Leaves U.S.

February 6, 2019Posted in U.S., WorldTagged #USA, american, arizona, california, donald trump, idaho, nevada, new country, oregon, washington, west california, WOW1 Comment

At President Trump’s State of the Union address he said, ¨I will keep America safe, which means invading WOW!” German Spaghetti was attending this event and he yelled ¨Yeah like, you can!¨ President Trump ordered 100,000 troops to invade Washington & Oregon, in response WOW severed all ties with the U.S. except for California. You want to know why, California left the U.S! California has now formed the Republic of California and is now big partners with WOW! The U.S. has lost all of it’s west coast, so they invaded California. California decided to try and get other states to leave,and they did, 3 states left the U.S., Idaho, Nevada, and Arizona. They have now formed the United Republic of NICA. The flag is shown above.

Donald Trump banning memes about samwichself ,” that none of it’s true and I’m not orange you’re just Jelly of my great self tanner.”

February 4, 2019Posted in U.S.Tagged #TRUMP, #USA, donald trump, HEYLeave a comment

This is bad because we love making and reading funny memes about this sandwich pres. We love making memes that so true. This is very meme (like my pun) , I thought we had the freedom of memes, No wait speech. Same thing right?

Donald Trump Plans to make the Wall out of Cotton Candy

February 4, 2019February 5, 2019Posted in U.S.Tagged #USA, cotton candy, donald trump, the wallLeave a comment

Donald Trump wants to make the wall out of cotton candy because its cheaper than concrete or steel. DT also thinks that Mexicans hate cotton candy because its not spicy. This obviously not true he also thinks he can do anything anything he wants. Whoever voted for trump you probably regret it.

The Not-So-Good Articles Collection!

February 4, 2019February 5, 2019Posted in Nature, Politics, U.S., WorldTagged #EARTH, #USA, alaska, american, california, Canada, cars, cool, fish, florida, food, france, germany, GOOGLE, HEY, india, london, new, ohio, OMG, Politics, WorldLeave a comment

These articles were either to short, messed up other articles, or were just plain awful! All of these articles are NON-CANON!

Donald Trump tries to bans Democrats

Donald Trump reportedly tried to ban all Democrats from the U.S because he is worried for the 2020 elections. He says they are two much competition. Trump also says he’s breaking up with his wife. This alot weird things happening with him. Help us stop him.

Donald Trump assassinated. New president: Andrew Johnson IX

As you know, Andrew Johnson was the 17th president of the United States of America, after Lincoln’s assassination. Donald Trump was assassinated at 2:52 pm today, exactly 3 hours ago. The assassinator was Reynold Garfield, a former U.S. citizen that decided “Afghanistan is better than this pile o’ poop.” Here are his last words before that statement: “I want an America where racists and health care bureaucrats can’t take away our sacred constitution.” He was, for 1 second, the governor of Oregon, which is not part of the U.S. anymore. Andrew Johnson IX is the closest living relative of the well-remembered 17th president. This is Milksnake from TNN, signing out.

The First Ever Man with an Face Arm.

The man went to world renowned Dr.DR at DR.DR hospital. They have never seen something like this before. They said it would 20,000 dollars to remove this parasite which has a brain. The parasite pulled out a sword and said , ” No.” So, he will not be removed any time soon.

Upside Down Face Cat Runs for Mayor in Georgia!

This cat itself is weird because the cats face is upside down, but the cat is running for mayor. Some day you may here about Mayor Mewosalot. All we know is he may win. We have no idea how this cat will make decisions. We think this cat deserves to win because he is a weird just like TNN. Just look at his face vote for him if you live in Georgia, pls.

Potatoes Have Been Banned In Britain

The British people think they are too American and therefore related to Donald Trump and they hate Donald Trump so yeah! Potatoes =American = Donald Trump= bad.

The U.S. is now named S.U

Why? The United States was fine why did you have to name is Sally United or that is what I think it’s renamed to. Anyways on last Tuesday a Russian frog was really angry because he thought that U.S. stood for Unitellegaint S-frogs!, but you see this frog is extremely stupid, but The United States cares about hot dogs and french fires so much. This is what Sally thinks about it, “OMG, go away kids.” I want to die in a hole, but that’s just a theory, A GAME THEORY, and Cut! #FrenchSpagheti

Christmas is now in september!!

That’s right, ladies and gentlemen! people in the S.U say that they feel bad for September. So, Christmas is officially September 30th! Us here at TNN are happy because we also feel bad for September. Nothing happens in September 😦

And that is all of the NON-CANON not good articles that were just to AWFUL to put on here! Even we have standards here at TNN News!!

THESE ARE NOT REAL!!!!!!!!

National Fish Race

February 1, 2019February 1, 2019Posted in NatureTagged #USA, amazing, fish, raceLeave a comment

The 1st National Fish Race has finished. A little fish named Sam got first place with an average speed of 30mph. TNN interviewed Sam on Saturday and this is what he has to say. “I just can’t believe that I won, it was so hard, my brother did well to!” The second National Fish Race is happening on December 1st in Los Angeles.

Britain gives West California money and they leave U.S!

February 1, 2019Posted in U.S., WorldTagged #USA, amazing, american, britain, british, west californiaLeave a comment

As you know, West California is or was a state in the U.S. West California didn’t really like the U.S. Britain decided they could join them and gave West California $16 billion to spend on growing their population. Washington & Oregon now named Oreginton have decided to ally with West California & Britain. The U.S. is really mad at this and have decided to start throwing potatoes at West California.

A Balloon is now Florida’s Governor!

January 31, 2019February 2, 2019Posted in Politics, U.S.Tagged #USA, balloons, floridaLeave a comment

Well as you know everything happens in Florida, well the crazy stuff, it’s the humidity. Former Florida Governor Rick Scott resigned from the position with growing concerns about his safety. Because as you know everyone crazy is from Florida. Anyways a Balloon shown above is now Florida’s governor and to be fair he might be more sane then some residents. His name is French Spaghetti and he is 20 years old according to Florida, and you should not trust that source. Apparently they have no idea were he came from, I guess he just drifted into Florida. I feel very sorry for this balloon, and you should too. According to Florida (never trust this source) he has helped them out a lot even though he has only served for 2 days, it is because French Spaghetti is not affected by the humidity.

New State: Alabraska!

January 31, 2019February 2, 2019Posted in U.S.Tagged #USA, alabama, alaska, amazing, american, atlantis, new state, statesLeave a comment

Now there are 51 states! Founded in 65,000,000 B.C., this state lasted one year and then was muted, as in it sunk underwater. The state shifted, however, to end up on the coast of Maine. Alabraska is also known as Atlantis, but as Alabraska is definitely a foreign word, it made more sense to use it now since it sounds like Alabama and Nebraska combined. The state has beautiful waterfalls and amazing views, to bad it is in the U.S. Jk, the U.S. is great, well bye!

Washington & Oregon are leaving the U.S!

January 31, 2019January 31, 2019Posted in U.S.Tagged #USA, amazing, american, oregon, washingtonLeave a comment

The United States now only has 49 states since West California joined earlier this week. Oregon & Washington announced, “We wish you would leave us alone U.S!” The U.S. has been yelling at Washington for awhile now and Washington is tired of it. Oregon is of course Washington’s sister so they are leaving to because family stay together. Goodbye we will miss you, oh and the Seattle Seahawks will still play.

The US wants to destroy West California, the state!

January 31, 2019January 31, 2019Posted in U.S.Tagged #USA, amazing, american, california, west california1 Comment

The US wants to destroy the new state West California for buying too much produce. They bought 14,000,000 million pounds of apples plus, 75,000,000 million pounds of tomatoes. This blown out all of Normal California´s apples and tomatoes. This was very scary because that is 95% of the US apples and tomatoes. According to Donald Trump, ¨ I want Nuke West California…” We are currently trying to stop please donate to the save the West California ( totally not to pay the website) please donate.

New State Founded!

January 31, 2019February 2, 2019Posted in U.S.Tagged #USA, amazing, american, new state, west californiaLeave a comment

Amazingly new land has been brought into the United States, it’s called West California and is right off the coast of Florida. The population of this new state is around 29,958 people, 5,523 dogs and 4,737 cats. The image above is one of the beaches called, “Get Out Beach”. Other beaches include Fat Man Swimming Reserve, Blurry Pig Cove, and Ahh Shark Beach. The new state expresses concerns about being so close to Florida, they think their crazy or something.