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V-Necks V.S. Turtle Necks!: Update 2 + Aftermath

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UPDATE 2

Okay, it is finally here! After a long time when I said I would do it everyday! But, The truth is that I had 17 stokes and had to go to the hospital! So, If you missed them because you are a idiot then here are the links!

https://tnn.news.blog/2019/02/26/v-necks-v-s-turtle-necks-update-1/

https://tnn.news.blog/2019/02/25/v-necks-v-s-turtle-necks-epic-battle-begins/

Okay, So let’s continue shall we! HEHEHEHEHHEHE! Okay so the V-Necks won the war with a total of 10% of them left (Or 90% gone)! The Turtle Necks fought a hard battle but the larger number of the V-Necks just blew all the Turtle Necks to pieces. So, The V-Necks won the battle and the remaining people will live in peace in Greenland, Ohio until another 27 years pass and they are forced to battle again! See you there!

AFTERMATH

It has now been quite a few days after the battle has ended! The V-Necks are living a happy, healthy life. But, One day nothing happened, they are happy okay! BYE!

V-Necks V.S. Turtle Necks!: Update #1

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Okay, So here is the first update for the 11th annual V-Necks VS Turtle Necks battle in Greenland, Ohio. If you are confused go to this article here: https://tnn.news.blog/2019/02/25/v-necks-v-s-turtle-necks-epic-battle-begins/! Okay, So far 65% of the V-Necks are gone and 77% of the Turtle Necks are gone. So the V-Necks are still winning, but the Turtle Necks still have a chance. Like in the 4th battle were there was only 2% of the Turtle Necks left and 14% of the V-Necks left, but the Turtle Necks somehow went all super saiyan and blew up all of the remaining V-Necks. That was the smallest amount of people remaining after a battle being 89 people. See you tomorrow which will most likely be the last update because this one is going pretty quickly!

V-Necks V.S. Turtle Necks!: EPIC BATTLE BEGINS!!

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In Greenland, Ohio there is a national battle every 27 years that begin on Febuary 25th, 2019 (Which is today)! In this event everybody either wears a V-Neck or a Turtle Neck shirt! Then, based off if they are wearing a V-Neck or a Turtle Neck, they split them into teams and then they start killing eachother until only one team remains! This sounds super brutal, but it is to make sure the population doesn’t go to far, as Ohio is one of the most populated cities in Greenland. Last year the Turtle Necks won by a landslide as it was the shortest battle is history, being only 19 hours (as they are usually atleast a couple days). This time there were 1,900 on the V-Necks and 1,700 on the Turtle Necks, the Turtle Necks had much more last battle. So far 24% of the V-Necks are gone, and 44% of the Turtle Necks are gone. So, The V-Necks are winning so far, who do you think will win this battle? We will be posting new updates everyday until the battle is finished! See you then!