Have you of the Mustard Man? Well I will tell you about him today. He is a naked stocky man with mustard covered all over his body, he also has no arms. Every other Thurdays he drives in his green tractor to deliver mustard to all the children who come by the wheat field in the boring part of Calfornia. It might be a long drive, but it is worth it for all the free mustard from this yellow fellow. There are many conspiracies about the Mustard Man and his dark past. Some people think that he used to be John Wilkes Booth due to his similar mustace, but this is proven incorrect because these people are stupid because John Wilkes Booth is dead. But, we can all agree, now matter what his part is, he is a great guy just doing something for all to enjoy!
The Non-Fiction Truth about the Mustard Man! – Do you believe it??
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