PETA Tries to Stop Trump From Banning Google!

On Saturday morning, Trump said, “PETA I’m coming for you next boy!” Then he tried to ban Google who was recently bought by animal rights organization, PETA. PETA responded by saying, “You think that your going to stop our rapid growth, let me tell you you are not.” Trump then said, “I will eat you up like I eat my Big Mac!” The different sides are know taking the topic to twitter with hashtags like, #TrumpOverPETA, #EatEmLikeABigMac, #WeDon’tLikeTrump, and #PETAAlwaysWins. Wow, the president is trying to ban our friend Google, most of you readers probably use Google to find us. #WeDon’tLikeTrump

Donald Trump is a cannibal?

YES!! Donald J. Trump is a cannibal! He eats human meat!?!?! He says how it tastes “Man… it tastes really good! It reminds me of a triple Big mac with a side of canned turkey eyes and deviled hams!” As you can see by this Donald Trump is a complete idiot with a lack of brains in his head. He is really stupid, I think we can all agree on that. But, he does 100% eat human meat on a regular basis! He later died of how unhealthy human meat is and then he died of aids on September 56, 1856… Sad, but as of course he is real dumb and he deserved every bit of it.