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TNN: Secret Guide Discovered

September 4, 2020September 4, 2020Posted in Information, U.S.Tagged #TNNNEWS, omgit'stnnbackagainatitLeave a comment

Just a minute ago I was casually scrolling through TNN, when I came upon 1 of 2 sacred texts. The Secret Guide to TNN, written by Joe Buckaroo. The FBI caught him a while ago, but trust me folks, he isn’t alone.

We sent him a (phishing) link in his email and he clicked on it. We totally didn’t grab his IP address… totally not…. Well, back to the point. We figured out the whole Buckaroo family was behind this, and they’re trying to take down TNN once and for all. If you come across a Buckaroo, make sure to report them to your local authorities immediately. Now, a list of all the Buckaroos:

Joe Buckaroo (sentenced 20 years in prison, escaped soon after with absolutely no help from TNN)

John Buckaroo (Joe’s brother)

Merissa Buckaroo (Joe’s mother)

Gordon Buckaroo (died 19 years ago from a common cold) (Joe’s father)

Fran Buckaroo (Joe’s grandfather, was sentenced to 10 years in prison but escaped during the 6th)

Teresa Buckaroo (Joe’s grandmother)

Grace “Reaper” Buckaroo (Joe’s relative, relation unknown. Could be cousin. Is only 1 1/2 years older than Joe.)

TNN has returned!

September 4, 2020Posted in InformationTagged #TNNNEWS2 Comments

One of few real articles. TNN, the bestest fake news on the internet, is returning. I felt we needed something to connect us during these tough times, and I’m currently leading the rebirth of this website. I hope you enjoy TNN as much as you did before. Let’s keep going!

TNN Introduces: TNN Writes!!! OMG!

April 8, 2019Posted in TechnologyTagged #TNNNEWS, OMG, tnn, TNNNewsNEWSLeave a comment

Hello! I am OwnerNick from the TNN Headquartes here to announce TNN’s biggest advancement yet! We are not only doing fake stories anymore! We will also be doing Stories, Information articles, and reviews! These will all go under the catagories of “Stories”, “Information”, and “Reviews”! This is not only to give the TNNFans more of a varity of content for the viewers to enjoy, but also so we can spam 10x more content on this site then we did before! We hope that with this we will be able to put much more content onto this wonder site! I was originally going to make this into a different site, but I couldn’t get “tnn.writes.blog” so rip that idea! This site is just gonna be a lot more packed and filled with content for you lovely people to enjoy! This is OwnerNick signing off!

Siri Vs. Alexa

February 1, 2019February 1, 2019Posted in TechnologyTagged #TNNNEWS, GOOGLE, HEYLeave a comment

Companies Amazon and Apple announced that their to A.I. will have a rap battle on Christmas Eve. A recent twitter poll results on the topic are that 38% of people think Siri will win and 62% of people think Alexa will win. Well at least whoever wins we will have a good Christmas Eve. A 9 year old, named Willy Van Quathem thinks, “This is going to be so cool bro!”

Flying Cars!

January 31, 2019January 31, 2019Posted in TechnologyTagged #TNNNEWS, amazing, cars, cool, invention, new1 Comment

As of November 25th a new flying car design was produced by the company “MyTickleTinkle”. The estimated release date for the car is December, 10th 2020. On Sunday, the company said, “no, we don’t know what we’re doing, is that ok with you?” As you can see “MyTickleTinkle” is leading the world with its innovative ideas.

Earth is Being Renamed Htrae for Opposite Day!

January 31, 2019January 31, 2019Posted in WorldTagged #E, #EARTH, #TNNNEWS, #YASSLeave a comment

For a month in December, Earth is being renamed Htrae in celebration of opposite day. The United Nations announced on Saturday that, “the future of our world is not possible without a new name!” Sally Hills, a resident of New York said, “What, please get off my property, I really don’t want to talk to you!” As you can see, everyone is excited for this new little change to our world.

Donald Trump is a cannibal?

January 31, 2019January 31, 2019Posted in U.S.Tagged #Ekk, #TNNNEWS, #TRUMP, #YASS1 Comment

YES!! Donald J. Trump is a cannibal! He eats human meat!?!?! He says how it tastes “Man… it tastes really good! It reminds me of a triple Big mac with a side of canned turkey eyes and deviled hams!” As you can see by this Donald Trump is a complete idiot with a lack of brains in his head. He is really stupid, I think we can all agree on that. But, he does 100% eat human meat on a regular basis! He later died of how unhealthy human meat is and then he died of aids on September 56, 1856… Sad, but as of course he is real dumb and he deserved every bit of it.

Hillary Clinton Owned a Pizza Shop for Child Killers

January 31, 2019October 17, 2019Posted in PoliticsTagged #HillaryClinton, #Pizza!!, #TNNNEWS, #YASSLeave a comment

Yes it is true, Hillary Clinton owned a Pizza Shack run by her. She started the store in the year 1995, on her birthday. But, this pizza shack had a big secret, it was brainwashing people into child killers. It was reported one week after the store was created there were 15 child killed incidents that same week. This is not crazy luck it is because of the PIZZA! The pizza shop closed in 1997, but they never found out Hillary wrote it. You never now when other brain washers could be out there. Watch out kids!