mrndaaa Has Officially Retired

Another one of few real articles: Earlier today I happened to discuss this site with the other workers, and mrndaaa mentioned that she just can’t work for TNN anymore. This is completely understandable, as those old memories are too precious to be remade. She has officially retired from TNN and will most likely never return. Do not worry, it’s not like she died. All of the workers still know her and we hope to all keep in touch. Now, a description of what it was like to have mrndaaa with us at TNN:

mrndaaa was an amazing author. Although she only wrote one article, originating from the original TNN, she proved she was worthy of being on the About page. She brought all of us together. She enjoyed the site as much as all of us did, which as you can expect was very much. We will always remember you and your service here, mrndaaa.

Don’t forget to go read mrndaaa’s article! https://tnn.news.blog/2019/02/01/the-earth-is-pesto/

Joe Biden escapes the White House and runs off into the wilderness!!!

That’s right people! The 46th president of the United States of America has ran off into the wilderness! It happened earlier today. Biden was eating 3 medium-sized pancakes at 8:37 am in the morning (as usual), when he suddenly stood up, jumped through an open window, and ran away! The SWAT team and the FBI are searching for him as we speak. Let’s hear from some of Biden’s friends about this topic:

“I can’t believe he didn’t finish his pancakes!” – White House cook

“I think I’ll go join him!” – Kamala Harris

“Who are you? And why are you interviewing me?” – Random person on the street

“I’ve never heard of a more beautiful story.” – President Barack Obama

The FBI believed they spotted Biden in Oregon, which is where they are searching right now, while the SWAT team covers the area around the White House. Until Biden is found again, President Donald Trump will be taking his place as we’ve just gotten news that Kamala Harris has gone missing, along with many others with relations to the White House. Let’s just hope the world doesn’t end.

TNN is Raiding Area 51 on September 20th! – Announcement!

Us at TNN are care very much about the world, so our site will be closed on the 20th, but there is another reason for this as well. Us as TNN News will be storming Area 51 in the Area 51 Raid. Ownernick will be a Kyle, Samesqurriely will be a tactical sniper, and the rest of us will be Naruto Runners to quickly dodge bullets and get into the base to try and quickly get into the Area 51 base. We will see all the aliens, the long lost dads, the real-life shreks, and we will find that all 4-wheel working cart! We will post what we experiences during the raid on September 21st, 2019 as the site will be down on the 20th.

-Ownernick

TNN News is apart of ChipXD (Yes the name is terrible but who cares…) – ACTUAL Add

TNN News has been around for a while, but it has never been a very major company or business. So me, Ownernick, being the owner of TNN News has decided to create the official business that now officially owns TNN News and a ton of other sites created by me, like Buttered POP-corn and Olive Oil Tinted Olives. The site itself will have amazing hand-crafted stories made by the same team that works on TNN News. Right now we have A Slideshow for Something being published, being created by me (Ownernick), and A (Samesquirrely). Right now the first 2 Days have been posted onto the site with much more to come! Check it out at: https://chipxd.home.blog/

TNN Introduces: TNN Writes!!! OMG!

Hello! I am OwnerNick from the TNN Headquartes here to announce TNN’s biggest advancement yet! We are not only doing fake stories anymore! We will also be doing Stories, Information articles, and reviews! These will all go under the catagories of “Stories”, “Information”, and “Reviews”! This is not only to give the TNNFans more of a varity of content for the viewers to enjoy, but also so we can spam 10x more content on this site then we did before! We hope that with this we will be able to put much more content onto this wonder site! I was originally going to make this into a different site, but I couldn’t get “tnn.writes.blog” so rip that idea! This site is just gonna be a lot more packed and filled with content for you lovely people to enjoy! This is OwnerNick signing off!

President Trump says he will vote for Hillary in 2020 presidential election

“You might think that Hillary is completely different from me, but your WRONG! She is very nice, unlike other democrats, she agreed to build the wall out of sand!”

Donald Trump, State of the Union 2019

You might be thinking (if you are capable of that) that Trump would never do that. The reason for this is that Hillary agreed to stop spreading memes about Donald being a Cheeto. Some of the memes Hillary was spreading were these.

She has agreed to stop spreading these as long as Trump can smarten up (not possible) and vote for her. Trump doesn’t really know how to vote though, he wrote in the box “Build That Wall” when he voted for himself. Here are some peoples thoughts on the issue.

Yah, are you the pizza delivery guy or just a dumb CNN rip off?

Resident of LA who threw a brick at me when I was walking away

Are you a undercover cop???

Someone doing something illegal

Ha, funny memes, looks like Trump almost!

A person who doesn’t understand that they are memes of Trump

DISCLAIMER: I do not have any views on President Trump or Hillary Clinton!