On September 10, 2019, HP requested to take over Mustard Man, inc., a brand new tech company. Mustard Man, inc. decided to double-cross them, so HP would be owned by Mustard Man, inc.! Mustard Man, inc.’s next target is Toshiba, so watch out Toshiba! The Mustard Man is coming! The new Mustard Man laptop looks exactly like an HP laptop, but whenever you buy mustard on it, the mustard is free and delivered by the Mustard Man! It also comes in only shades of yellow (and one shade of gray because why not). The Mustard Man laptop features the Mustard filter on their webcam, mustard-textured keys, and a cup of mustard with every laptop sold and ordered! Mustard Man, inc. also sells a mustard-textured case; you can get one with your purchase for 1 cent extra! If I were you, I would order 10 Mustard Man laptops now! Like, RIGHT NOW!!!
Hewlett-Packard (or HP) gets taken over by Mustard Man, inc.!
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