The Super Bowl!

A new bowl has been completed in Atlanta, Georgia, the bowl can hold 103,449,942 pieces of cheerios. I know this is to awesome to comprehend, but look at the bowl above. It’s so big people are standing in it and playing games to pass the time. This new Super Bowl is so amazing that they are going to play a very important football game in it. Now when it floods you can swim in a bowl. The bowl is so big you have to have 12,940 people to reach one end to another. Wow, what a technological advancement from small bowls to SUPER BOWLS!

Look at  all the things it can be used for.

  1. Cheerios
  2. Cheerios Strawberry Flavor
  3. Cheerios Halloween Special
  4. Cheerios Apple Cinnamon
  5. And Much More

 

Snapple Releases new Snapple Phone!

Made of Snapple Juice rappers on the outside and metal, The rest is just normal. The customer reviews are great! ” This phone is 700 dollars it’s terrible for the price it’s to cheap”- Bestreviews.com. “Meh.. JK it stucks!” – WorstReviews.net. “The Phone REALLY STINKS!!!” – EvenWorseReviews.online. Wow, I just lost half my brain cells because of how terrible it is!” – WhatReviews.com. “I thought I was on Apple, but it just sucks to be honest!” – BananaReviews.moc. “I think it’s is great… if you want to be disappointed!” – SallyTells.home.org. “…” – We-don’t-Reviews-talk-.com. Yeah you should buy it we are trust worthy! All of our News is Correct. *Sponsored by Snapple Electronics*

Zuzka Cerys Oberst created the first aPhone!

No one knows who this guy is, but someone came upon him once and asked what he was holding. He said, “Dies ist ein aPhone. Ich habe es erfunden.” No one in the world knows what this mean, we can only detect it’s probably not German. No one even knows why the name of it starts with an “a”, nor why the name is English. But we do know that this guy is 2 and a half years old.