Oh my god…I can’t believe this… this is s-so SAD!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! Everyone’s favorite tap dancing shark was revealed to be a MURDERER!!! After Perry attacked me and I had to go to the hospital, police discovered something weird. He would have little children stay at his house with him all alone, and he would get pretty freaky. The victims never said anything about it because they wanted to keep his reputation pure, but after Perry died of a heart attack a couple of hours ago they confessed what he did. Some people say to “Just let the shark rest!”, but this is very important to talk about! Perry was not as he seemed.
So, the moral of a story is that tap dancing sharks don’t exist you idiot. Also, This is pretty similar to the Micheal Jackson case haha.
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