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Squirrel Becomes King

February 4, 2019Posted in NatureTagged cool, Politics, squirrel institute, SqurrielsLeave a comment

A little squirrel named Sam became king of England. Queen Elizabeth married Sam and he is now king. A recent twitter poll concluded that 12% are sad about this and 88% are happy. The Queen now has a friend and well he looks pretty good. Prince Charles is not happy about this because a squirrel once ate his lunch. Well we’ve come to the point were humans are not good enough for us.

Squirrels have an I.Q. of 200!

February 1, 2019February 1, 2019Posted in NatureTagged iq, london, ohio, squirrel institute, Squrriels4 Comments

A study by the Squirrel Institute of Squirrels shows that the brown Squirrel has an average IQ of 200. The highest IQ ever recorded for a Squirrel was 230. Squirrels can do complex math and read books, they can even remember what people say. The Squirrel Institute of Squirrels is now one of the biggest in the world, located in London, Ohio.

New Squirrel Bible?

February 1, 2019February 1, 2019Posted in WorldTagged Politics, Squrriels, YEEEEEEEEEEELeave a comment

There appears to be a bible being written for the newfound squirrel religion. We only know a few things about this new book, but we know that everyone should be very excited for this new revolutionary bible. This book is set to be released in september 2019.