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Zuzka Cerys Oberst sues Snapple Phone company for suing him!

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As you know, Oberst was sued for copying the Snapple phones. This might mean he copied the design, but we are not sure. When he found out that he had to pay 205,000 pounds to Snapple Phone company, he was outraged. He literally ate a man because of the news (the man was actually a meme, he just took a fork and stabbed his computer, not realizing that it was his own Oberst Computer, which is in every way indestructible). Because of this “ridiculous nonsense” (we could sadly not translate this, but now that makes no sense), he sued them 2,000 euros. Sadly, Snapple Phone was so rich they could pay and now Zuzka is back in jail. That’s great news for Zuzka Cerys Oberst, JK!

Snapple Phone sues aPhone!

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The Snapple company announced on Tuesday is is suing Zuzka Cerys Oberst because he copied Snapple phone’s design. He obviously copied Snapple and if you don’t say that your so unintelligent. Zuzka is not that smart he is actually very dumb. Also TNN makes fake news that didn’t actually happen. Now aPhone has gone out of business, they were sued 205,000 pounds. Now Zuzka is going to jail for 4 years, in Federal Prison.

Snapple Releases new Snapple Phone!

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Made of Snapple Juice rappers on the outside and metal, The rest is just normal. The customer reviews are great! ” This phone is 700 dollars it’s terrible for the price it’s to cheap”- Bestreviews.com. “Meh.. JK it stucks!” – WorstReviews.net. “The Phone REALLY STINKS!!!” – EvenWorseReviews.online. Wow, I just lost half my brain cells because of how terrible it is!” – WhatReviews.com. “I thought I was on Apple, but it just sucks to be honest!” – BananaReviews.moc. “I think it’s is great… if you want to be disappointed!” – SallyTells.home.org. “…” – We-don’t-Reviews-talk-.com. Yeah you should buy it we are trust worthy! All of our News is Correct. *Sponsored by Snapple Electronics*