First Tap Dancing Shark!??: Wait WHAT!?? Story time!

Yes, You heard that right! There is a shark that can tap dance of all things! It is absurd! YOU HAVE TO SEE IT! His record is tap dancing for 56 seconds straight just on his tail! It’s crazy! The sharks name is Perry, which is a pretty strange name for a Shark, but hey I won’t judge it! Perry is so good at tap dancing that he went into a tap dancing and won 1st place instantly! Well, I mean he didn’t even tap dance, but he ate all the other contestants so he won by default… He sure is such a great tap dancer, you agree! Of course you do! HAHAHAHAHA… uhhh… Oh hey Perry how are you do- AHHH! STOP IT NOOO! AGGHHH-

Donald Trump eats 24 pounds of Oat Meal every single day!!!: 10 CRAZY Facts!

Here are 10 CRAZY Facts that will make you not want to live on this planet any longer! So, Let’s begin!

  1. Obama has killed 25% of the Earth and we did not know a single bit about it!:
    Obama has secretly been killing off millions of people everyday and we did not know a single thing about it! It is because of his sweet smile! It’s so great!
  2. Trump has eaten 24 pounds of Oat Meal every single day of his life: Not much to say about this one…
  3. Waffles are now pancakes!??: WOWWIE! I sure didn’t know that!

I hope you enjoyed these 10 Epic FACTS that will blow your MIND!!! “There were only 3” you say? Well, then you are freaking stupid you dumb face man! HAHAHAHAHAHA! I love it when I am so obviously right!

TNN News RIP-OFF!??

HEY!!! Just to warn you people there is a RIP-OFF of us on the internet!!! It is called CNN News!!! They are a rip-off of us because we both make fake news!!!? Atleast we have the guts to admit they are FAKE!!! This guys r e a l l y suck and you should NEVER go there! And the worst part, is that they are way more popular than us, it is totally wrong! Please tweet at CNN to stop copying us! It could save us all! Get your friends and tell them to get on TNN!

#StopCNN