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Halloween seen as too scary for children – REPLACED WITH Happyween!

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There was a big protest from a lot of “quality” parents saying that Halloween had a bad influence on their children saying that it was too scary for them, so in response the “Government” changed Halloween to Happyween! In Happyween, children dress-up as nice characters like Mickey Mouse and they walk to different houses in the morning and the adults give them some nice vegetables to eat as they are healthier. Some people are mad about this change, but how could you argue with the same parents who don’t vaccinate their kids because they don’t want them to be autistic, so they would pretty much have their kid dead than have an autistic one… How could you possibly argue with that? Seems pretty terrible “reasonable” to me!

PETA Buys the Entire Continent of Europe!!: WHAT??! *REAL* STORY!!

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OH MY GOD!! You know PETA, the multi-trillion dollar company that was blown the market in the last few months! Well, They decided that the best way to spread their products even more was by owning a large portion of the entire world, and they DID! As of TODAY, PETA has bought the entirety of Europe, one of the continents of EARTH! Now all of Europe is now just a lot of factories, Business buildings, you know, all the boring stuff to spread the companies popularity even more then it already was. Some people protest saying that PETA is now just terrible money-makers, but we all have to agree that what they have done for us is incredible, a lot of citizens of Europe are very, very unhappy about this, but what can you do. Well, They sure are a lot more popular now to say the least!

Apple Sauce Is now Illegal!???????!!??: WHAT!?? CRAZY REAL STORY!! (Not Fake {100% Legit})!!!

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OmG! You will not believe this craziness! Apple sauce, you know, sauce made out of apples… is now ILLEGAL!!! So, If you eat apple sauce now on you will be put in prison and if you are eating a whole pack of apple sauce, you much be executed! So be careful, people might be smugeling around apple sauce which is now more illegal then any drug in the entire World! So for the love of God, you better not eat Apple Sauce because you… will… DIE! Bye!