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Yesterday, Dwayne Johnson had an unforgettable rap battle with The Rock! This is the result:
Dwayne Johnson: You are really ugly, you tuglie puglie!
The Rock: Well you just dissed yourself because you are literally me!
Dwayne Johnson: Nuh-uh, you must be delusional!
The Rock: Well ok, bye!
Then the Rock left the stage and they had the audience decide who won the battle, the results were:
Dwayne Johnson – 99.9%
The Rock – 0.1%
We should of published the Rap Battle before this one, but we were dumb… OOPSIE!!
The British prime minister, Theresa May accidentally called Trump, a “really fat boy.” After that event she said, “No… I did say that!” Trump has said multiple things about this. They are, “Well… That’s weird”, “She be lying!” He also said, “Boy, I am not fat how dare you boy, you are the ugly boy, boy” As you can see by this boy, he really mad. Prepare for a rap battle in between them tomorrow!
Theresa May, “You look like a cat, now run before I smack you with my bat!”
Donald Trump, “Wow you smell so bad, and you are bigger then the biggest dad!”
Theresa May, “Donald Trump, America needs a leader not just a big old lump!”
Donald Trump, “Your country is small while mine is somehow bigger then you!”
Theresa May, “I guess you prove that even god makes mistakes sometimes!”
Donald Trump, “Oh you want to play like that?”
Theresa May, “What, I’m just telling the truth!”
Part 2 is coming soon, an audience member started throwing chairs at them.
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