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Cactus Elected Mexican President

February 6, 2019February 6, 2019Posted in PoliticsTagged cactus, mexico, Mr.Cactus, new leader, president, prickleLeave a comment

On Tuesday,the results of the election were clear. Mr. Cactus has been elected Mexico’s president. In a rousing speech yes he said”Stab, stab, stab, prickle.” In the end, he got so excited that he shot spikes out of his body, injuring 25 people. But, since people love him so much, he was found not guilty in a court.

Shocking close-up of the mexican president

“The Rock” might Win the 2020 Presidential Election

January 31, 2019February 21, 2019Posted in PoliticsTagged amazing, american, Politics, president, the rockLeave a comment

Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson has announced that he is running for president in 2020. A guy named me, wasted time thinking of what would happen in a debate between “The Rock” and Trump. Dwayne, says “Look at this guy, really scan him.” Trump says, “Boy, how you going to help our country?” Dwayne, says “First I will throw you out, second I will change Make America Great Again to Make Rocks Great Again.