Tag: Pluto

We all know the greek god Pluto, right! As he is the God of the Underworld, one of the most evil of the Gods. But he had a problem, Pluto being a dwarf planet caused Pluto to be made fun of. People told him, “HA HA, Dwarf! HA HA funny funny! It’s so funny!” and “Shortie! Heheheheheh! You’re short! So I am better! I am also smarter then the little dwarf right there, who is you HAHAHA!” These things were repeated to him day after day, and Pluto was sick of it. He was the God of the Underworld, people should cry in terror just at the sight of him, but people were just laughing at him like he was some sort of joke, it had to stop. So as of 2 Thursdays ago, he legally changed his name to Hades, a much more frightening name to make his enemies screech in horror! Once the bullies saw his new name, they blew up in terror and were never seen ever again, because they blew up. Now even the mention of his name causes everyone to have a heart attack, and they pass 95% of the time. Rest in peace everyone who passed.