I love Pi Day, but I find the taste of pie disgusting! So pie should not be allowed on Pi Day so Pi Day can be the best holiday!!!
Donald Trump
So, You see this! Trump HATES pie! So, Pie is now BANNED on Pi Day because he loves Pi Day and thinks that eating Pie on this day just completely ruins the entire holiday! Even though this is extremely stupid, but a law’s a law so… poop. Anyways, This didn’t affect this Pi Day so don’t worry, the FBI isn’t after you or anything. But, Just make sure next Pi Day that you DON’T EAT ANY PIE!!!
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