mrndaaa Has Officially Retired

Another one of few real articles: Earlier today I happened to discuss this site with the other workers, and mrndaaa mentioned that she just can’t work for TNN anymore. This is completely understandable, as those old memories are too precious to be remade. She has officially retired from TNN and will most likely never return. Do not worry, it’s not like she died. All of the workers still know her and we hope to all keep in touch. Now, a description of what it was like to have mrndaaa with us at TNN:

mrndaaa was an amazing author. Although she only wrote one article, originating from the original TNN, she proved she was worthy of being on the About page. She brought all of us together. She enjoyed the site as much as all of us did, which as you can expect was very much. We will always remember you and your service here, mrndaaa.

Don’t forget to go read mrndaaa’s article! https://tnn.news.blog/2019/02/01/the-earth-is-pesto/

Mountain Of Pesto Explodes

As lots of yall should now, the core of the Earth is made of Pesto, recently a large hill of Pesto exploded near Seattle, and covered some of the city in a sticky green substance. Pictures of the destruction can be seen below:

The Needle of Space after the first wave:

An important building after the 2nd wave:

The Earth is Pesto!

This is kinda sad because no one needs a huge amount of basil pesto. People thought that it was lava, BUT the pesto is just so boiling SPICY that they thought it was lava. wells that go down to the core of the earth are now filled with pesto. pesto companies are alarmed and they are going bankrupt because everyone likes the new pesto more. “It tastes like my grandmas!” says scientist brad cooper. I don’t believe him but you can trust TNN with your daily news stuff, so yeah. It Pesto!