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BREAKING NEWS: The U.S. plans to invade WOW. California Leaves U.S.

February 6, 2019Posted in U.S., WorldTagged #USA, american, arizona, california, donald trump, idaho, nevada, new country, oregon, washington, west california, WOW1 Comment

At President Trump’s State of the Union address he said, ¨I will keep America safe, which means invading WOW!” German Spaghetti was attending this event and he yelled ¨Yeah like, you can!¨ President Trump ordered 100,000 troops to invade Washington & Oregon, in response WOW severed all ties with the U.S. except for California. You want to know why, California left the U.S! California has now formed the Republic of California and is now big partners with WOW! The U.S. has lost all of it’s west coast, so they invaded California. California decided to try and get other states to leave,and they did, 3 states left the U.S., Idaho, Nevada, and Arizona. They have now formed the United Republic of NICA. The flag is shown above.

Washington, Oregon, and West California become one, The UT of WOW!

February 6, 2019Posted in U.S., WorldTagged amazing, american, british, new country, oregon, washington, west californiaLeave a comment

As you know, West California was thinking about leaving Britain and now they have. There is a new country formed of 3 previous U.S. states is called The United Trio of WOW, which stands for Washington, Oregon and the West in West California. The new country has a great flag as you can see by the picture above. The national animal of the country is the Squirrel. The national dish is Pesto Basil Soup since there is so much in the Earth. Hopefully the country will be successful, I heard they might try and get California to join.

West California leaving Britain?

February 2, 2019February 2, 2019Posted in WorldTagged amazing, britain, california, new country, oregon, washington, west california1 Comment

As you know, West California split away from the U.S. and joined Britain. They are doing really well now but have preposed to start a country with Washington and Oregon. Governor German Spagehtti said at a meeting on Thursday, “We are trying to get Oregon and Washington to join with us!” British parliament has no problem with West California leaving their country, so the might actually do it. In a meeting on Friday, Washington and Oregon’s government said, “Yes, we might let West California into our country, but only if Governor German Spaghetti resigns.”

Washington & Oregon are leaving the U.S!

January 31, 2019January 31, 2019Posted in U.S.Tagged #USA, amazing, american, oregon, washingtonLeave a comment

The United States now only has 49 states since West California joined earlier this week. Oregon & Washington announced, “We wish you would leave us alone U.S!” The U.S. has been yelling at Washington for awhile now and Washington is tired of it. Oregon is of course Washington’s sister so they are leaving to because family stay together. Goodbye we will miss you, oh and the Seattle Seahawks will still play.