TNN Writes: Question of the weak #34

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Q.O.>.>w 34

How to journalisie  wihiole traveling in the United Kioing dokm

You journalis in the united kning dom by going to te south pole first and then going to china to get a pair of pears then going to san fansico to get some new tennis shoes. With all this new equipment used to grapple things you are now ablte to do the seocond stpe of how to journalise while in the united kingdom. The second step of the guide to how to ojournalise in the united kning s is eating some spagegto while in the united kjondom and now you know how to do the 3rd stpe of how to journalise while in the nited kingdom. And the 3rd a n final step is to kill you r child billy with an axe. And that’s that!

TNN Writes: Question of the weak #33

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Q.O.W 33

9-11-2001

Period 7

What is canabillism?

Cannabilism is when th e same species of animal eats the other animal of the same specie s. If a bird eats  anothe r bur db then that b ir d is dead and the bir d who ate the o ther bi rid is a canni bal. If a humo n eat a nother hum an then that hu man is canni bal. If a go at eats a nother goat nen that goat is die and the goat who di d the evil is cann ibal. I’ ve never se en such a fat uglie pig, i mean it was ugg. In conclusion, I do Marry you!

Resoureces

Horowitz, A. (2019, January 23). Okami Video Game Review. Retrieved January 24, 2019, from https://nevermind.home.blog/2019/01/21/okami-video-game-review/

Reigstad, K. (2017, December 16). Home: A Recap. Retrieved January 24, 2019, from https://home.blog/2017/12/14/home-recap/

TNN Writes: Bag Man

Terrible story I made years ago!

Once upon a time three young boys ran away from their parents and into the woods. The oldest was Tom and he was the one who forced the others to go with him. The second oldest one is Garrett, he is nervous about the terrifying woods ahead. The youngest is Isaac, he doesn’t care about what they do.

The three walked for a whole hour until Garrett stopped because he was having issues with his stomach. But, Tom made Garrett carry on the journey. Isaac was getting hungry, but they were to far away from any stores to get some food so they had to go hunting. Tom stole his dad’s shot gun and was aiming at a large black figure. When he shot he heard a loud human scream and a new figure darted at them.

The three boys ran as fast as they could. When Tom took a small glimpse at the stranger it was a big, muscular, white male with a brown plastic bag on their head. He was carrying a clever in his burnt left hand. They ran for 2 minutes before Isaac tripped and was dragged away by the man, the “Bag Man”.

Tom and Garrett ran and managed to escape. They depressed over the loss and Tom knew that they would have to save him. Tom walked in the direction of the Bag Man, but Garrett didn’t want to go back. Tom then left Garrett for he knew he wouldn’t help. “Darkness, dreams, fear, all the same thing. “All garbage, all trash…

Then it died…     

TNN Writes: The Thirst Games – Prologue

Darkness, despair, sadness, corrupt thoughts… this is all that is seen in the eyes of George L. Farlander, a sad depressed old man with nothing left to accomplish in life. George has always been into reading, even since he was a kid. He was always the only kid to pull out a book when they finished their work in class. He is a big fan of Harry Potter, reading the entire series in only a month, but there is one book series that George loved the most, The Hunger Games! He loved The Hunger Games!

He has read those books about 80 times, he can’t get his hands off of them. He just has to read them 24/7! But, reading those books gave him one question, and one question only, what if The Hunger Game were real? It sounds crazy right, but it could be possible!

That that you know a bit of his backstory let’s get back to where we started! George over the years never found what his true calling was. He never found a wife, never had kids, never got a job that he loved. He doesn’t know what he is meant to do. But, then he remembered the thought he had years ago, what if The Hunger Game were real? After, this moment he couldn’t take that thought out of his mind. Then, after 2 years of planning and constructing, he found the perfect area, and the perfect people.

The island is called “Beautfilies” it is a mix of beautiful and butterflies, it shows that the island was beautiful and is known for its butterflies. Now it is time to meet the 14 people of The Thirst Games…

  • Garreth: Age-19, Gender-Male, Religion-None, Status-Young Adult, Personality- Garreth is what you would call a sporty kid, he always went into all the sport teams and was always chosen early into teams in Gym Class. He also has karate experience which may help him in The Thirst Games!
  • Stephanie: Age-24, Gender-Female, Religion-Christian, Status-Adult, Personality- Stephanie is a hardcore Christian and if anyone doubts her religion she gets extremely angry. She is also a extreme Feminist who will take any chance to prove that women are superior, and if anyone says anything against her they get the bottom part of here shoe.
  • Teddy: Age-37, Gender-Male, Religion-Giant Flying Spaghetti Monster, Status-Adult, Personality- He is known as a coo-coo head by many people, but he has a strangely large IQ. He freaks people out and sometimes can get physically aggressive and will do literally anything to prove a point.
  • Eduardo: Age-23, Gender-Male, Religion-None, Status-Adult, Personality- Eduardo is a handsome Mexican with a skill of attracting any female in seconds. Though he can use this to do mean things he is light-hearted and kind most of the time, but when someone tries to claim his place he pulls out the big guns!
  • Taylor: Age-21, Gender-Transgender Female, Religion-None, Status-Young Adult, Personality- Taylor was laughed at and called a freak for dressing up as a girl, but deep down she knew she just couldn’t live being a boy. She is quick and agile while still being able to take a punch. She is bae.
  • Stephen: Age-46, Gender-Male, Religion-Buddhism, Status-Senor Adult, Personality- Stephen is an old, uninformed, slightly overweight weeaboo. He is in love with Marvel, Anime, etc. He doesn’t have much fighting skill, but he knows what to do if he does though.
  • “Bag Man”: Age-??, Gender-Male?, Religion-???, Status-Adult, Personality- The Bag Man is a rustic man with a thin brown plastic bag put over his head. All he knows is death and he will try to kill anyone, and everyone, who gets in his path. He is also a master at surviving in the wild do to him living in the wild.
  • Sammie: Age-16, Gender-Female, Religion-None, Status-Teenager, Personality- Samantha is a master at procrastination, yet somehow always gets everything done right on time! She is amazing at art and spends most of her time drawing, and the other time procrastinating on her iPhone!
  • Jessica: Age-17, Gender-Female, Religion-Christian, Status-Teenager, Personality- Jessica is Sammie’s best friend who met in 4th grade and have been besties since. Jessica usually plays the leader role while Samantha usually just tags along on the journey.
  • Grilled-Cheese Sandwich: Age-4 days, Gender-?, Religion-Cheeseism, Status-Sandwich, Personality- Grilled-Cheese Sandwich is a Grilled-Cheese Sandwich, not much to say about it. George mostly put it into the game to get to 16 to have an even number!
  • Freddy: Age-9, Gender-Male, Religion-None, Status-Child, Personality- He is a child with a huge imagination and great at math. But, he doesn’t have much skill in fighting whatsoever, but maybe his cuteness will help him prevail!
  • Justin: Age-28, Gender-Male, Religion-None, Status-Adult, Personality- Justin is a troublemaker who often got into trouble when he was in school. One time he put a pin on the teacher’s chair and the pin stabbed into his groin making the teacher have to go to the hospital and they had to have substitutes for the next 7 weeks. But, they never figured out it was him.
  • Rainy: Age-26, Gender-Female, Religion-None, Status-Adult, Personality- Rainy is a basic hot girl with a cute smile and just everyone likes here, but once you get to know her she is quite a bit strange. She randomly starts dancing all over the place and has dead rats in here basement.
  • Carrie: Age-39, Gender-Female, Religion-Judaism, Status-Adult, Personality- Carrie is a Jewish girl with so many tattoos you can’t ever see her ears or eyes. She has a bumpy criminal record with many cases of jaywalking and attempted stealing. She does have loads of experience stealing though. Something that might come in handy!

George then ordered all these 14 citizens to come to Beautfilies to “collect there prize” little did they know what was truly happening! It would be a battle to the death with only one survivor!  

TNN Writes: Butterflies

THIS IS A REALLY OLD THING THAT I WROTE IS LIKE 2ND GRADE!!!

Butterflies

Today i’m going to tell you about the butterfly.

Chapter 1.What they eat.Larva eat all kinds of leaves,and butterflies drink sap,nectar,and sip

Juice from fruits.

Chapter 2.How they grow.So the life cycle of a butterfly so the first one is… the egg. The egg is laid by butterflies they are round and small but can hold a lot.Next is the larva. The larva also know as the caterpillar can be small or very large,the caterpillars eats to get in the pupa.Next is the pupa.This is the third one after the larva eats and gets in the pupa and after a bit of time a butterfly comes out.Finally we are at the butterfly. When the butterfly gets older it will fly somewhere to lay its eggs.

Chapter 3.Where they live.They live in a lot of places from tropical forests to grasslands.

So pretty much they live almost everywhere.

I hope you learned some more things about this amazing insect.

The End (;

TNN Introduces: TNN Writes!!! OMG!

Hello! I am OwnerNick from the TNN Headquartes here to announce TNN’s biggest advancement yet! We are not only doing fake stories anymore! We will also be doing Stories, Information articles, and reviews! These will all go under the catagories of “Stories”, “Information”, and “Reviews”! This is not only to give the TNNFans more of a varity of content for the viewers to enjoy, but also so we can spam 10x more content on this site then we did before! We hope that with this we will be able to put much more content onto this wonder site! I was originally going to make this into a different site, but I couldn’t get “tnn.writes.blog” so rip that idea! This site is just gonna be a lot more packed and filled with content for you lovely people to enjoy! This is OwnerNick signing off!

The Not-So-Good Articles Collection!

These articles were either to short, messed up other articles, or were just plain awful! All of these articles are NON-CANON!

Donald Trump tries to bans Democrats

Donald Trump reportedly tried to ban all Democrats from the U.S because he is worried for the 2020 elections. He says they are two much competition. Trump also says he’s breaking up with his wife. This alot weird things happening with him. Help us stop him.

Donald Trump assassinated. New president:  Andrew Johnson IX

As you know, Andrew Johnson was the 17th president of the United States of America, after Lincoln’s assassination. Donald Trump was assassinated at 2:52 pm today, exactly 3 hours ago. The assassinator was Reynold Garfield, a former U.S. citizen that decided “Afghanistan is better than this pile o’ poop.” Here are his last words before that statement:  “I want an America where racists and health care bureaucrats can’t take away our sacred constitution.” He was, for 1 second, the governor of Oregon, which is not part of the U.S. anymore. Andrew Johnson IX is the closest living relative of the well-remembered 17th president. This is Milksnake from TNN, signing out.

The First Ever Man with an Face Arm.

The man went to world renowned Dr.DR at DR.DR hospital. They have never seen something like this before. They said it would 20,000 dollars to remove this parasite which has a brain. The parasite pulled out a sword and said , ” No.” So, he will not be removed any time soon.

Upside Down Face Cat Runs for Mayor in Georgia!

This cat itself is weird because the cats face is upside down, but the cat is running for mayor. Some day you may here about Mayor Mewosalot. All we know is he may win. We have no idea how this cat will make decisions. We think this cat deserves to win because he is a weird just like TNN. Just look at his face vote for him if you live in Georgia, pls.

Potatoes Have Been Banned In Britain

The British people think they are too American and therefore related to Donald Trump and they hate Donald Trump so yeah! Potatoes =American = Donald Trump= bad.

The U.S. is now named S.U

Why? The United States was fine why did you have to name is Sally United or that is what I think it’s renamed to. Anyways on last Tuesday a Russian frog was really angry because he thought that U.S. stood for Unitellegaint S-frogs!, but you see this frog is extremely stupid, but The United States cares about hot dogs and french fires so much. This is what Sally thinks about it, “OMG, go away kids.” I want to die in a hole, but that’s just a theory, A GAME THEORY, and Cut! #FrenchSpagheti

Christmas is now in september!!

That’s right, ladies and gentlemen! people in the S.U say that they feel bad for September. So, Christmas is officially September 30th! Us here at TNN are happy because we also feel bad for September. Nothing happens in September 😦


And that is all of the NON-CANON not good articles that were just to AWFUL to put on here! Even we have standards here at TNN News!!

THESE ARE NOT REAL!!!!!!!!

California Claims that they aren’t using any Water but Instead Gatorade?

The bossiton post told us that cali said that they were not using any water to irrigate their plants but instead Gatorade? We cannot confirm these sources but you know if its true! Gatorade uses water and other stuff to make therefore they are still wasting water. Plants can’t get watered by gatorade it kills plants. Donald Trump or Donald Dump depending on what you call him came up this idea “this genius” did it again.