Tag: Olympics

The 47th Annual Long Jump has occured at the Olympics last Friday, and here are the results for the participants. The first participant, known as “Randy” has started up the Long Jump with a incredible score with 21 Feet in one jump, and he didn’t even run, he just walked and jumped 21 Feet! The second up was Zeus, the legendary lightning god, leader of all gods himself. But, He was having a rough day and tripped on a rock and got a pitiful score of 1.2 inches. Third was a man by the name of Herman Gary, who made his debut by making the worst Long Jump score is history of -27 Feet. Then, There was attempt after attempt, but nobody was able to beat Randy’s score of 21 Feet, but then came Sam Bundle. Sam Bundle was able to fly, which I don’t think was allowed, but whatever I don’t care about the rules. Sam Bundle performed a revolutionary jump, the best jump in history, a total of 567,893,034 Miles in a total of 2 seconds in the air. But sadly, Sam fell down a hole after the flight and lived a happy life as a troll. Thank you for reading the results of the 47th Annual Long Jump!