Their is this guy, who you definitely haven’t heard of, named Joe Buckaroo. I know he may not look it, but he is one of the most dangerous men in the world, he’s killed many people. So, this Joe guy lived in Canada for most of his life, but then one day he decided to move to Turkey because he thought there was a ton of turkeys to eat there because he was stupid. So, he went to Turkey and then he got this evil plan to blow up Turkey and be cool! So, he planted a nuke in every city in Turkey and blew up every city. Everyone is Turkey is dead, and it is unknown if Joe survived or not, if you find Joe or know anything about where he could be please call: 698-776-2323 to give us info on the subject!
Some random Joe blows up all of Turkey!!: Intense Story you MUST READ!