That’s right people! The 46th president of the United States of America has ran off into the wilderness! It happened earlier today. Biden was eating 3 medium-sized pancakes at 8:37 am in the morning (as usual), when he suddenly stood up, jumped through an open window, and ran away! The SWAT team and the FBI are searching for him as we speak. Let’s hear from some of Biden’s friends about this topic:
“I can’t believe he didn’t finish his pancakes!” – White House cook
“I think I’ll go join him!” – Kamala Harris
“Who are you? And why are you interviewing me?” – Random person on the street
“I’ve never heard of a more beautiful story.” – President Barack Obama
The FBI believed they spotted Biden in Oregon, which is where they are searching right now, while the SWAT team covers the area around the White House. Until Biden is found again, President Donald Trump will be taking his place as we’ve just gotten news that Kamala Harris has gone missing, along with many others with relations to the White House. Let’s just hope the world doesn’t end.
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