At the White House today, Donald Trump was having an argument with one of his Body Guards by the name of “Bodenheimer” about if it was Autumn or Fall. Bodenheimer believed it was Fall, as you know, this happened in America. But, Trump believed it was Autumn so they got in an agrument even though they literally are the exact same thing. Donald Trump then pulled out one of his Money-Launchers (Bazookas with money inside) to shoot Bodenheimer out the window. But, while he was falling down he landed on a land mine blowing up the entire White House. Luckly-ish, nobody was killed by this disaster. The Government is now re-building the White House, though it is speculated to take multiple weeks for the entire thing to be rebuilt.
Autumn VS Fall debate leaves the White House completely destroyed! – Oh my! NEWS!
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