Timmy Turner
Q.o.W #35
Period 999
November 22nd, 1963
Why Oh why did you do this to me?
Not only because I felt like it, but also because you are a large sack of loserness and you smell of burnt pig feet, it’s disgusting! Also, When I woke up one morning you came to me, not with breakfast, but with a large brown gorilla foot on a plate, I was not gonna eat that, but you sure did! It was so… GROSS! Also, The next day when I wanted some lunch, you took me to McDonalds, I want quality Food, not garbage food like McDonalds! You are a Millionaire, so why are you going to McDonalds! And this is why I cut every single one of your toes off, one by one, and then slowly peeled off each of your fingernails and bit off each of your finger, to then slowly saw each of your limbs off. This is why I did this to you!
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