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Mexican President almost Assassinated

February 6, 2019February 6, 2019Posted in Politics, WorldTagged mexico, Mr.Cactus, WOW, WOWWIE1 Comment

In a shocking turn of events yesterday the Mexican president was uprooted in his home in the national plant nursery and greenhouse. This was the work of the drug cartel called the “American Cacti”. This is a terrorist organization working to kill Mexican cacti. Luckily, the perpetrators were caught and the Mexican president rescued.

Cactus Elected Mexican President

February 6, 2019February 6, 2019Posted in PoliticsTagged cactus, mexico, Mr.Cactus, new leader, president, prickleLeave a comment

On Tuesday,the results of the election were clear. Mr. Cactus has been elected Mexico’s president. In a rousing speech yes he said”Stab, stab, stab, prickle.” In the end, he got so excited that he shot spikes out of his body, injuring 25 people. But, since people love him so much, he was found not guilty in a court.