“It’s not suicidal if it’s fun!” – Ownernick (A week ago or something)
“It’s not cheating if you win!” – Ownernick (Today)
“You are my fire, my one desire!” – Totallynotfrench (14 years ago)
“Thomas Edison is a good guy, like you!” – Thomas Edison (A long time ago)
“You are my one true Valentine!” – Some poem from 1st grade
“It’s not racist if they aren’t offended!” – Obama (12 days ago)
“You are like an apple, doctor’s hate you.” – Some guy (Yesterday)
“You are like a rotten apple, everyone hates you!” – Some guy (Tomorrow)
“You are like a mosquito, so gosh darn annoying!” – Some guy (Today)
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