So, The man on the Moon is actually on MECURY!?! The entire WORLD thought this lovely man lived on the Moon, but a recent discovery found out that he moved to Mercury about 14 years ago! Interviewers at TNN asked him some questions in this Q&A!
Why did you move to Mercury?
Well I moved to Mercury because the Moon was way to cold and I wanted to heat it up a bit, ya know?
But, Like… Why doe?
Because I am a smart man who only makes smart decisions! Now get the heck out of my country and go to your white van and get the heck OUT!
I hope this cleared up somethings about this OUTRAGOUS news, see you Potato Chips next time on TNN NEWS!!!
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