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Inspirational Quotes

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“It’s not suicidal if it’s fun!” – Ownernick (A week ago or something)

“It’s not cheating if you win!” – Ownernick (Today)

“You are my fire, my one desire!” – Totallynotfrench (14 years ago)

“Thomas Edison is a good guy, like you!” – Thomas Edison (A long time ago)

“You are my one true Valentine!” – Some poem from 1st grade

“It’s not racist if they aren’t offended!” – Obama (12 days ago)

“You are like an apple, doctor’s hate you.” – Some guy (Yesterday)

“You are like a rotten apple, everyone hates you!” – Some guy (Tomorrow)

“You are like a mosquito, so gosh darn annoying!” – Some guy (Today)

The Man on the Moon went crazy, 95 killed: What? Story!

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The Man on the Moon who we found out lives on Mercury went absolutely CRAZY today! It is most likely because of how Trump said in a recent interview, “That Moon Man guy… don’t like ’em, he smells like garbage!” This caused The Man on the Moon to get so angry that he jumped down to Earth causing a Earthquake, killing 47 people! He then pulled out a AK47 and started shooting like a mad man, killing 48 more people (including Former-President Bill Clinton & Actress from the 1900’s, Terry Walker)! Shortly, After that intense incident the Police came and shot the Man on the Moon 12 times in the chest until he fell on the ground dead. This story will go down in history for the most intense thing the Man on the Moon has done from his 1,345 years of life!

R.I.P: Bill Clinton – 1946-2019

R.I.P: Terry Walker – 1913-2019

R.I.P: The Man on the Moon – 673-2019

R.I.P: The Other 93 People killed in the incident – ???-2019

The man on the Moon is actually on Mercury: Crazy Story!?!

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So, The man on the Moon is actually on MECURY!?! The entire WORLD thought this lovely man lived on the Moon, but a recent discovery found out that he moved to Mercury about 14 years ago! Interviewers at TNN asked him some questions in this Q&A!

Why did you move to Mercury?

Well I moved to Mercury because the Moon was way to cold and I wanted to heat it up a bit, ya know?

But, Like… Why doe?

Because I am a smart man who only makes smart decisions! Now get the heck out of my country and go to your white van and get the heck OUT!

I hope this cleared up somethings about this OUTRAGOUS news, see you Potato Chips next time on TNN NEWS!!!