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The Feds raided our headquarters three hours ago because they thought we had Joe Buckaroo with us, luckily we didn’t and all they did was take all of our community pineapple out of our fridge. Too bad the FBI didn’t check in our freezer were Joe may or may of not been hiding. They checked the fridge, but the freezer was too warm for them. Remember that if you are harboring a criminal make sure to hid them well. Cheers!
Joe Buckaroo is know for blowing up Turkey (nobody died btw) and also releasing good information to the people about the United States government. He was captured in California, and was transported to some high-tech facility, but thanks to a stolen US ARMY plane, a fake news company (totally not TNN), and a-lot of smoke he has escaped.
A fake news company and some of Joe’s friends stole a US ARMY plane and landed it in the prison, after releasing tons of smoke bombs, they came down on ropes and got Joe out of the prison. #GoJoe
Joe Buckaroo: The man who blew up Turkey, and more importantly, revealed hidden information about the government and TNN, has been spotted. He was eating lasagna from Papa’s Mmm Goodies run by Papa Pie, he was later sent to prison for helping Joe Buckaroo get away. The police instantly took Joe Buckaroo in and the case will be started on October 5th to figure out if should be put into prison for his entire life, or if he will get out scott-free. We will have an update once the case has happened.
This is BREAKING NEWS! Joe Buckaroo, the evil man who blew up all of Turkey, was recently spotted eating from a Trash can in Turkey. Thanks to John Buthuwt for giving us this amazing info. It is unclear if this was actually Joe, because John didn’t give us any photographic evidence that it was in fact Joe, or if he even saw Joe in the first place, but I digress. It also just could’ve been some random hobo, I mean it was Florida so you never know. But, We saw later that John sent us another message stating that he saw Joe talking to this guy who looked a lot like Putin and he had a name tag that said “Putin Puten”. We don’t know what this means quite yet, but if the name Putin Puten sounds even a tiny bit familiar please contact us so we can catch this guy!
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