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TNN Writes: Question of the weak #33

April 18, 2019April 22, 2019Posted in TNN WRITESTagged Hehe, HEY, OMG, TNN WRITESLeave a comment

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Q.O.W 33

9-11-2001

Period 7

What is canabillism?

Cannabilism is when th e same species of animal eats the other animal of the same specie s. If a bird eats anothe r bur db then that b ir d is dead and the bir d who ate the o ther bi rid is a canni bal. If a humo n eat a nother hum an then that hu man is canni bal. If a go at eats a nother goat nen that goat is die and the goat who di d the evil is cann ibal. I’ ve never se en such a fat uglie pig, i mean it was ugg. In conclusion, I do Marry you!

Resoureces

Horowitz, A. (2019, January 23). Okami Video Game Review. Retrieved January 24, 2019, from https://nevermind.home.blog/2019/01/21/okami-video-game-review/

Reigstad, K. (2017, December 16). Home: A Recap. Retrieved January 24, 2019, from https://home.blog/2017/12/14/home-recap/

Donald Trump banning memes about samwichself ,” that none of it’s true and I’m not orange you’re just Jelly of my great self tanner.”

February 4, 2019Posted in U.S.Tagged #TRUMP, #USA, donald trump, HEYLeave a comment

This is bad because we love making and reading funny memes about this sandwich pres. We love making memes that so true. This is very meme (like my pun) , I thought we had the freedom of memes, No wait speech. Same thing right?

The Not-So-Good Articles Collection!

February 4, 2019February 5, 2019Posted in Nature, Politics, U.S., WorldTagged #EARTH, #USA, alaska, american, california, Canada, cars, cool, fish, florida, food, france, germany, GOOGLE, HEY, india, london, new, ohio, OMG, Politics, WorldLeave a comment

These articles were either to short, messed up other articles, or were just plain awful! All of these articles are NON-CANON!

Donald Trump tries to bans Democrats

Donald Trump reportedly tried to ban all Democrats from the U.S because he is worried for the 2020 elections. He says they are two much competition. Trump also says he’s breaking up with his wife. This alot weird things happening with him. Help us stop him.

Donald Trump assassinated. New president: Andrew Johnson IX

As you know, Andrew Johnson was the 17th president of the United States of America, after Lincoln’s assassination. Donald Trump was assassinated at 2:52 pm today, exactly 3 hours ago. The assassinator was Reynold Garfield, a former U.S. citizen that decided “Afghanistan is better than this pile o’ poop.” Here are his last words before that statement: “I want an America where racists and health care bureaucrats can’t take away our sacred constitution.” He was, for 1 second, the governor of Oregon, which is not part of the U.S. anymore. Andrew Johnson IX is the closest living relative of the well-remembered 17th president. This is Milksnake from TNN, signing out.

The First Ever Man with an Face Arm.

The man went to world renowned Dr.DR at DR.DR hospital. They have never seen something like this before. They said it would 20,000 dollars to remove this parasite which has a brain. The parasite pulled out a sword and said , ” No.” So, he will not be removed any time soon.

Upside Down Face Cat Runs for Mayor in Georgia!

This cat itself is weird because the cats face is upside down, but the cat is running for mayor. Some day you may here about Mayor Mewosalot. All we know is he may win. We have no idea how this cat will make decisions. We think this cat deserves to win because he is a weird just like TNN. Just look at his face vote for him if you live in Georgia, pls.

Potatoes Have Been Banned In Britain

The British people think they are too American and therefore related to Donald Trump and they hate Donald Trump so yeah! Potatoes =American = Donald Trump= bad.

The U.S. is now named S.U

Why? The United States was fine why did you have to name is Sally United or that is what I think it’s renamed to. Anyways on last Tuesday a Russian frog was really angry because he thought that U.S. stood for Unitellegaint S-frogs!, but you see this frog is extremely stupid, but The United States cares about hot dogs and french fires so much. This is what Sally thinks about it, “OMG, go away kids.” I want to die in a hole, but that’s just a theory, A GAME THEORY, and Cut! #FrenchSpagheti

Christmas is now in september!!

That’s right, ladies and gentlemen! people in the S.U say that they feel bad for September. So, Christmas is officially September 30th! Us here at TNN are happy because we also feel bad for September. Nothing happens in September 😦

And that is all of the NON-CANON not good articles that were just to AWFUL to put on here! Even we have standards here at TNN News!!

THESE ARE NOT REAL!!!!!!!!

The British “accidentally” Insulted Trump: Rap Battle Prequel

February 4, 2019February 4, 2019Posted in PoliticsTagged donald trump, HEY, may, rap battleLeave a comment

We should of published the Rap Battle before this one, but we were dumb… OOPSIE!!

The British prime minister, Theresa May accidentally called Trump, a “really fat boy.” After that event she said, “No… I did say that!” Trump has said multiple things about this. They are, “Well… That’s weird”, “She be lying!” He also said, “Boy, I am not fat how dare you boy, you are the ugly boy, boy” As you can see by this boy, he really mad. Prepare for a rap battle in between them tomorrow!

Donald Trump is a Sandwich!??

February 4, 2019February 4, 2019Posted in U.S.Tagged donald trump, HEY, Sandwich, YEEEEEEEEEEELeave a comment

Donald Trump on February 1st, 2018 confirmed that he is a sandwich! Him confirming themselves as a sandwich SANDWICH IS NOW AN OFFICIAL GENDER IN THE USA!!! But, Qw would still call them a he or she based off there appearance. So, Next time you see Donald Trump you better not call him a “him”!

Siri Vs. Alexa

February 1, 2019February 1, 2019Posted in TechnologyTagged #TNNNEWS, GOOGLE, HEYLeave a comment

Companies Amazon and Apple announced that their to A.I. will have a rap battle on Christmas Eve. A recent twitter poll results on the topic are that 38% of people think Siri will win and 62% of people think Alexa will win. Well at least whoever wins we will have a good Christmas Eve. A 9 year old, named Willy Van Quathem thinks, “This is going to be so cool bro!”