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Pluto Changes His Name To Hades due to being made fun of!: Insane Story REVEALED!!!

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We all know the greek god Pluto, right! As he is the God of the Underworld, one of the most evil of the Gods. But he had a problem, Pluto being a dwarf planet caused Pluto to be made fun of. People told him, “HA HA, Dwarf! HA HA funny funny! It’s so funny!” and “Shortie! Heheheheheh! You’re short! So I am better! I am also smarter then the little dwarf right there, who is you HAHAHA!” These things were repeated to him day after day, and Pluto was sick of it. He was the God of the Underworld, people should cry in terror just at the sight of him, but people were just laughing at him like he was some sort of joke, it had to stop. So as of 2 Thursdays ago, he legally changed his name to Hades, a much more frightening name to make his enemies screech in horror! Once the bullies saw his new name, they blew up in terror and were never seen ever again, because they blew up. Now even the mention of his name causes everyone to have a heart attack, and they pass 95% of the time. Rest in peace everyone who passed.

The 47th Annual Olympics Long Jump – RESULTS!!!

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The 47th Annual Long Jump has occured at the Olympics last Friday, and here are the results for the participants. The first participant, known as “Randy” has started up the Long Jump with a incredible score with 21 Feet in one jump, and he didn’t even run, he just walked and jumped 21 Feet! The second up was Zeus, the legendary lightning god, leader of all gods himself. But, He was having a rough day and tripped on a rock and got a pitiful score of 1.2 inches. Third was a man by the name of Herman Gary, who made his debut by making the worst Long Jump score is history of -27 Feet. Then, There was attempt after attempt, but nobody was able to beat Randy’s score of 21 Feet, but then came Sam Bundle. Sam Bundle was able to fly, which I don’t think was allowed, but whatever I don’t care about the rules. Sam Bundle performed a revolutionary jump, the best jump in history, a total of 567,893,034 Miles in a total of 2 seconds in the air. But sadly, Sam fell down a hole after the flight and lived a happy life as a troll. Thank you for reading the results of the 47th Annual Long Jump!