The popular guy you might’ve heard of by the name of Donald Trump has once again changed his gender from a sandwich to a Gender Blender. This was due to “sandwiches not being hip anymore, sandwiches are basic, I’m not basic. I am a blender, those are hip with the kids, right?”. This decision is very controversial with the people of this planet though, as they consider this foodist, thinking that sandwiches aren’t hip. But, I must do something I don’t like doing, defending Trump. If he is a Blender, let him be one, you gosh darn jerk.
Trump is no longer a sandwich; ‘I am now a Gender Blender!’