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Joe Buckaroo (Guy who blew up Turkey) SPOTTED! – In Florida eating from a trash can…

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This is BREAKING NEWS! Joe Buckaroo, the evil man who blew up all of Turkey, was recently spotted eating from a Trash can in Turkey. Thanks to John Buthuwt for giving us this amazing info. It is unclear if this was actually Joe, because John didn’t give us any photographic evidence that it was in fact Joe, or if he even saw Joe in the first place, but I digress. It also just could’ve been some random hobo, I mean it was Florida so you never know. But, We saw later that John sent us another message stating that he saw Joe talking to this guy who looked a lot like Putin and he had a name tag that said “Putin Puten”. We don’t know what this means quite yet, but if the name Putin Puten sounds even a tiny bit familiar please contact us so we can catch this guy!

The Not-So-Good Articles Collection!

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These articles were either to short, messed up other articles, or were just plain awful! All of these articles are NON-CANON!

Donald Trump tries to bans Democrats

Donald Trump reportedly tried to ban all Democrats from the U.S because he is worried for the 2020 elections. He says they are two much competition. Trump also says he’s breaking up with his wife. This alot weird things happening with him. Help us stop him.

Donald Trump assassinated. New president:  Andrew Johnson IX

As you know, Andrew Johnson was the 17th president of the United States of America, after Lincoln’s assassination. Donald Trump was assassinated at 2:52 pm today, exactly 3 hours ago. The assassinator was Reynold Garfield, a former U.S. citizen that decided “Afghanistan is better than this pile o’ poop.” Here are his last words before that statement:  “I want an America where racists and health care bureaucrats can’t take away our sacred constitution.” He was, for 1 second, the governor of Oregon, which is not part of the U.S. anymore. Andrew Johnson IX is the closest living relative of the well-remembered 17th president. This is Milksnake from TNN, signing out.

The First Ever Man with an Face Arm.

The man went to world renowned Dr.DR at DR.DR hospital. They have never seen something like this before. They said it would 20,000 dollars to remove this parasite which has a brain. The parasite pulled out a sword and said , ” No.” So, he will not be removed any time soon.

Upside Down Face Cat Runs for Mayor in Georgia!

This cat itself is weird because the cats face is upside down, but the cat is running for mayor. Some day you may here about Mayor Mewosalot. All we know is he may win. We have no idea how this cat will make decisions. We think this cat deserves to win because he is a weird just like TNN. Just look at his face vote for him if you live in Georgia, pls.

Potatoes Have Been Banned In Britain

The British people think they are too American and therefore related to Donald Trump and they hate Donald Trump so yeah! Potatoes =American = Donald Trump= bad.

The U.S. is now named S.U

Why? The United States was fine why did you have to name is Sally United or that is what I think it’s renamed to. Anyways on last Tuesday a Russian frog was really angry because he thought that U.S. stood for Unitellegaint S-frogs!, but you see this frog is extremely stupid, but The United States cares about hot dogs and french fires so much. This is what Sally thinks about it, “OMG, go away kids.” I want to die in a hole, but that’s just a theory, A GAME THEORY, and Cut! #FrenchSpagheti

Christmas is now in september!!

That’s right, ladies and gentlemen! people in the S.U say that they feel bad for September. So, Christmas is officially September 30th! Us here at TNN are happy because we also feel bad for September. Nothing happens in September 😦

And that is all of the NON-CANON not good articles that were just to AWFUL to put on here! Even we have standards here at TNN News!!

THESE ARE NOT REAL!!!!!!!!

Attempted Assassination of French Spaghetti!

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The new governor of Florida, French Spaghetti was attending a festival in downtown Tallahassee on Wednesday morning. Unfortunately during this festival one Florida citizen deflated French Spaghetti, he was rushed to the nearest air pumper. Florida officials have yet to find the suspects but one suspect has been detained, Willy Van Quathem. In a statement on Wednesday, Florida officials said French Spaghetti will be okay. Most people do not think Willy Van Quathem would do this because he loves balloons so much.  Florida might be starting to regret the decision of making French Spaghetti governor because lots of people hate him. Of course, the reason for all this is that Florida’s humidity has been higher than average. Apparently Florida citizens have made a little something for French Spaghetti it goes like this. “Oh It’s French Spaghetti, yes, yes, yes! Let us praise our lord, French Spaghetti once and for all! Let us march to the capital for change, French Spaghetti! They say balloons don’t make good governors but there is always an exception.” Well, that’s Florida for you.

A Balloon is now Florida’s Governor!

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Well as you know everything happens in Florida, well the crazy stuff, it’s  the humidity. Former Florida Governor Rick Scott resigned from the position with growing concerns about his safety. Because as you know everyone crazy is from Florida. Anyways a Balloon shown above is now Florida’s governor and to be fair he might be more sane then some residents. His name is French Spaghetti and he is 20 years old according to Florida, and you should not trust that source. Apparently they have no idea were he came from, I guess he just drifted into Florida. I feel very sorry for this balloon, and you should too. According to Florida (never trust this source) he has helped them out a lot even though he has only served for 2 days, it is because French Spaghetti is not affected by the humidity.