OH MY GOD!! You know PETA, the multi-trillion dollar company that was blown the market in the last few months! Well, They decided that the best way to spread their products even more was by owning a large portion of the entire world, and they DID! As of TODAY, PETA has bought the entirety of Europe, one of the continents of EARTH! Now all of Europe is now just a lot of factories, Business buildings, you know, all the boring stuff to spread the companies popularity even more then it already was. Some people protest saying that PETA is now just terrible money-makers, but we all have to agree that what they have done for us is incredible, a lot of citizens of Europe are very, very unhappy about this, but what can you do. Well, They sure are a lot more popular now to say the least!
PETA Buys the Entire Continent of Europe!!: WHAT??! *REAL* STORY!!
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