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Three Ways to Improve Your Pet Emu!

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The Emu is a complex organism… It poops on you car!

– George Clooney
  1. Feed it after you feed it

This might sound confusing, but your pet Emu is going to eat all your food, so after you feed it give it more food, and keep going until you spent all your money on Emu food. Also, lock your fridge, they will eat everything.

  1. Tell your mother you won’t be able to see her for a couple of years. (if you care about her enough to)

Your Emu is very high maintenance, so you won’t be able to visit anyone for about 3 years. Your car is also going to be pooped on a lot. If you like having cleaning, the Emu is a great pet.

3. Get some Emu socks

There fancy, there cheap, and they don’t exist. They are good for your Emu, and their in the shape of donuts.

Emu’s declare war on Australia, again!

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Emu’s have already had wars with Australia, but now they are going full out EMU MODE!!! They have forces on the edge of Sidney right now, and they are firing rocket launchers filled with seeds at Sidney’s residents. Sidney’s residence have retaliated by having their dogs chase the Emu’s away. Emu’s haven’t taken over Sydney yet, but… They started firing seeds at audience members in the Sydney Opera House. The Emu’s have their own navy, with 2 boats, the EEEMU and the EMUMU. The picture above shows Sydney rescuing people from the EMUMU after Emu’s captured them. The image belows shows emu’s rushing towards Sydney.