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The Not-So-Good Articles Collection!

February 4, 2019February 5, 2019Posted in Nature, Politics, U.S., WorldTagged #EARTH, #USA, alaska, american, california, Canada, cars, cool, fish, florida, food, france, germany, GOOGLE, HEY, india, london, new, ohio, OMG, Politics, WorldLeave a comment

These articles were either to short, messed up other articles, or were just plain awful! All of these articles are NON-CANON!

Donald Trump tries to bans Democrats

Donald Trump reportedly tried to ban all Democrats from the U.S because he is worried for the 2020 elections. He says they are two much competition. Trump also says he’s breaking up with his wife. This alot weird things happening with him. Help us stop him.

Donald Trump assassinated. New president: Andrew Johnson IX

As you know, Andrew Johnson was the 17th president of the United States of America, after Lincoln’s assassination. Donald Trump was assassinated at 2:52 pm today, exactly 3 hours ago. The assassinator was Reynold Garfield, a former U.S. citizen that decided “Afghanistan is better than this pile o’ poop.” Here are his last words before that statement: “I want an America where racists and health care bureaucrats can’t take away our sacred constitution.” He was, for 1 second, the governor of Oregon, which is not part of the U.S. anymore. Andrew Johnson IX is the closest living relative of the well-remembered 17th president. This is Milksnake from TNN, signing out.

The First Ever Man with an Face Arm.

The man went to world renowned Dr.DR at DR.DR hospital. They have never seen something like this before. They said it would 20,000 dollars to remove this parasite which has a brain. The parasite pulled out a sword and said , ” No.” So, he will not be removed any time soon.

Upside Down Face Cat Runs for Mayor in Georgia!

This cat itself is weird because the cats face is upside down, but the cat is running for mayor. Some day you may here about Mayor Mewosalot. All we know is he may win. We have no idea how this cat will make decisions. We think this cat deserves to win because he is a weird just like TNN. Just look at his face vote for him if you live in Georgia, pls.

Potatoes Have Been Banned In Britain

The British people think they are too American and therefore related to Donald Trump and they hate Donald Trump so yeah! Potatoes =American = Donald Trump= bad.

The U.S. is now named S.U

Why? The United States was fine why did you have to name is Sally United or that is what I think it’s renamed to. Anyways on last Tuesday a Russian frog was really angry because he thought that U.S. stood for Unitellegaint S-frogs!, but you see this frog is extremely stupid, but The United States cares about hot dogs and french fires so much. This is what Sally thinks about it, “OMG, go away kids.” I want to die in a hole, but that’s just a theory, A GAME THEORY, and Cut! #FrenchSpagheti

Christmas is now in september!!

That’s right, ladies and gentlemen! people in the S.U say that they feel bad for September. So, Christmas is officially September 30th! Us here at TNN are happy because we also feel bad for September. Nothing happens in September 😦

And that is all of the NON-CANON not good articles that were just to AWFUL to put on here! Even we have standards here at TNN News!!

THESE ARE NOT REAL!!!!!!!!

The Earth is Pesto!

February 1, 2019February 2, 2019Posted in WorldTagged #EARTH, food, pestoLeave a comment

This is kinda sad because no one needs a huge amount of basil pesto. People thought that it was lava, BUT the pesto is just so boiling SPICY that they thought it was lava. wells that go down to the core of the earth are now filled with pesto. pesto companies are alarmed and they are going bankrupt because everyone likes the new pesto more. “It tastes like my grandmas!” says scientist brad cooper. I don’t believe him but you can trust TNN with your daily news stuff, so yeah. It Pesto!

The Earth is Now Flat!

February 1, 2019February 1, 2019Posted in WorldTagged #EARTH, amazing, flat earth, WorldLeave a comment

New studies show the Earth is flat with frozen waterfalls coming off the edge. That is right old peeps you were right about the earth being flat. Yale students made a study about the Earth being flat and 452% of people in the survey thought the Earth was flat, they were right. Galileo you were wrong, very wrong so wrong that could wrong right. Ahh, yes spelling wrong right hard to do but when you master it it’s amazing!

All About Squirrels

January 31, 2019Posted in NatureTagged #EARTH, #Pizza!!, #YASSLeave a comment

Squirrel or the scientific name Eridanus. Many people know about the Archived Squirrel Club here is a quote , ” squirrels are just chipmunks on steroids but cuter. ” Squirrels are related to giraffes. Very cool right. Plus they eat ice cream and attack tiny children.

Earth is Being Renamed Htrae for Opposite Day!

January 31, 2019January 31, 2019Posted in WorldTagged #E, #EARTH, #TNNNEWS, #YASSLeave a comment

For a month in December, Earth is being renamed Htrae in celebration of opposite day. The United Nations announced on Saturday that, “the future of our world is not possible without a new name!” Sally Hills, a resident of New York said, “What, please get off my property, I really don’t want to talk to you!” As you can see, everyone is excited for this new little change to our world.