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Air Eating Contest

February 1, 2019February 2, 2019Posted in U.S.Tagged air, amazing, donald trump, tenold trumpLeave a comment

Tenold Trump the governor of West California had an air eating contest with Donald Trump. This happened at a conference to win back West California. This attempt failed because Tenold Trump won the air eating contest this was very crazy. Tenold Trump had 75 gulps of air while Donald had only 67 and fell asleep.

PETA Tries to Stop Trump From Banning Google!

February 1, 2019February 1, 2019Posted in TechnologyTagged #TRUMP, cool, donald trump, PETALeave a comment

On Saturday morning, Trump said, “PETA I’m coming for you next boy!” Then he tried to ban Google who was recently bought by animal rights organization, PETA. PETA responded by saying, “You think that your going to stop our rapid growth, let me tell you you are not.” Trump then said, “I will eat you up like I eat my Big Mac!” The different sides are know taking the topic to twitter with hashtags like, #TrumpOverPETA, #EatEmLikeABigMac, #WeDon’tLikeTrump, and #PETAAlwaysWins. Wow, the president is trying to ban our friend Google, most of you readers probably use Google to find us. #WeDon’tLikeTrump

President Trump & Theresa May Rap Battle Part 1

January 31, 2019January 31, 2019Posted in PoliticsTagged amazing, american, british, donald trump, insults, rap battle3 Comments

Theresa May, “You look like a cat, now run before I smack you with my bat!”

Donald Trump, “Wow you smell so bad, and you are bigger then the biggest dad!”

Theresa May, “Donald Trump, America needs a leader not just a big old lump!”

Donald Trump, “Your country is small while mine is somehow bigger then you!”

Theresa May, “I guess you prove that even god makes mistakes sometimes!”

Donald Trump, “Oh you want to play like that?”

Theresa May, “What, I’m just telling the truth!”

Part 2 is coming soon, an audience member started throwing chairs at them.