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Joe Buckaroo was found in California living in a forest eating lasagna! – BREAKING NEWS!

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Joe Buckaroo: The man who blew up Turkey, and more importantly, revealed hidden information about the government and TNN, has been spotted. He was eating lasagna from Papa’s Mmm Goodies run by Papa Pie, he was later sent to prison for helping Joe Buckaroo get away. The police instantly took Joe Buckaroo in and the case will be started on October 5th to figure out if should be put into prison for his entire life, or if he will get out scott-free. We will have an update once the case has happened.

BREAKING NEWS: The U.S. plans to invade WOW. California Leaves U.S.

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At President Trump’s State of the Union address he said, ¨I will keep America safe, which means invading WOW!” German Spaghetti was attending this event and he yelled ¨Yeah like, you can!¨ President Trump ordered 100,000 troops to invade Washington & Oregon, in response WOW severed all ties with the U.S. except for California. You want to know why, California left the U.S! California has now formed the Republic of California and is now big partners with WOW! The U.S. has lost all of it’s west coast, so they invaded California. California decided to try and get other states to leave,and they did, 3 states left the U.S., Idaho, Nevada, and Arizona.  They have now formed the United Republic of NICA. The flag is shown above.

The Not-So-Good Articles Collection!

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These articles were either to short, messed up other articles, or were just plain awful! All of these articles are NON-CANON!

Donald Trump tries to bans Democrats

Donald Trump reportedly tried to ban all Democrats from the U.S because he is worried for the 2020 elections. He says they are two much competition. Trump also says he’s breaking up with his wife. This alot weird things happening with him. Help us stop him.

Donald Trump assassinated. New president:  Andrew Johnson IX

As you know, Andrew Johnson was the 17th president of the United States of America, after Lincoln’s assassination. Donald Trump was assassinated at 2:52 pm today, exactly 3 hours ago. The assassinator was Reynold Garfield, a former U.S. citizen that decided “Afghanistan is better than this pile o’ poop.” Here are his last words before that statement:  “I want an America where racists and health care bureaucrats can’t take away our sacred constitution.” He was, for 1 second, the governor of Oregon, which is not part of the U.S. anymore. Andrew Johnson IX is the closest living relative of the well-remembered 17th president. This is Milksnake from TNN, signing out.

The First Ever Man with an Face Arm.

The man went to world renowned Dr.DR at DR.DR hospital. They have never seen something like this before. They said it would 20,000 dollars to remove this parasite which has a brain. The parasite pulled out a sword and said , ” No.” So, he will not be removed any time soon.

Upside Down Face Cat Runs for Mayor in Georgia!

This cat itself is weird because the cats face is upside down, but the cat is running for mayor. Some day you may here about Mayor Mewosalot. All we know is he may win. We have no idea how this cat will make decisions. We think this cat deserves to win because he is a weird just like TNN. Just look at his face vote for him if you live in Georgia, pls.

Potatoes Have Been Banned In Britain

The British people think they are too American and therefore related to Donald Trump and they hate Donald Trump so yeah! Potatoes =American = Donald Trump= bad.

The U.S. is now named S.U

Why? The United States was fine why did you have to name is Sally United or that is what I think it’s renamed to. Anyways on last Tuesday a Russian frog was really angry because he thought that U.S. stood for Unitellegaint S-frogs!, but you see this frog is extremely stupid, but The United States cares about hot dogs and french fires so much. This is what Sally thinks about it, “OMG, go away kids.” I want to die in a hole, but that’s just a theory, A GAME THEORY, and Cut! #FrenchSpagheti

Christmas is now in september!!

That’s right, ladies and gentlemen! people in the S.U say that they feel bad for September. So, Christmas is officially September 30th! Us here at TNN are happy because we also feel bad for September. Nothing happens in September 😦

And that is all of the NON-CANON not good articles that were just to AWFUL to put on here! Even we have standards here at TNN News!!

THESE ARE NOT REAL!!!!!!!!

California Claims that they aren’t using any Water but Instead Gatorade?

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The bossiton post told us that cali said that they were not using any water to irrigate their plants but instead Gatorade? We cannot confirm these sources but you know if its true! Gatorade uses water and other stuff to make therefore they are still wasting water. Plants can’t get watered by gatorade it kills plants. Donald Trump or Donald Dump depending on what you call him came up this idea “this genius” did it again.

West California leaving Britain?

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As you know, West California split away from the U.S. and joined Britain. They are doing really well now but have preposed to start a country with Washington and Oregon. Governor German Spagehtti said at a meeting on Thursday, “We are trying to get Oregon and Washington to join with us!” British parliament has no problem with West California leaving their country, so the might actually do it. In a meeting on Friday, Washington and Oregon’s government said, “Yes, we might let West California into our country, but only if Governor German Spaghetti resigns.”

The US wants to destroy West California, the state!

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The US wants to destroy the new state West California for buying too much produce.  They bought 14,000,000 million pounds of apples plus, 75,000,000 million pounds of tomatoes. This blown out all of Normal California´s apples and tomatoes. This was very scary because that is 95% of the US apples and tomatoes. According to Donald Trump, ¨ I want Nuke West California…” We are currently trying to stop please donate to the save the West California ( totally not to pay the website) please donate.